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If I type my name (first,initial,surname) I find I shot and killed myself with my own gun years ago.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPrawn dim sum
Pork and prawn dim sum
calories in dim sum
If I type Dim Prawn Sw I get your urban dictionary entry.
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Why did your parents call you Magic then Mr Roundabout?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOh I remember.
If i type my name (first second) into Google it auto suggests Swindon after my name.
Does this mean people are stalking me?
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Phew! I'm relieved.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostSuggests
mark lamarr girlfriend
mark lamarr 2011
mark lamarr twitter
mark lamarr radio
Nobody is stalking you, it only happens to celebrity ladies not a middle aged bloke who thinks he is a celebrity.
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Unless DP is Mark Lamarr's girlfriend?Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostSuggests
mark lamarr girlfriend
mark lamarr 2011
mark lamarr twitter
mark lamarr radio
Nobody is stalking you, it only happens to celebrity ladies not a middle aged bloke who thinks he is a celebrity.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI mean my real name, Mark Lamarr.
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mark lamarr girlfriend
mark lamarr 2011
mark lamarr twitter
mark lamarr radio
Nobody is stalking you, it only happens to celebrity ladies not a middle aged bloke who thinks he is a celebrity.
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Prawn dim sum
Pork and prawn dim sum
calories in dim sum
If I type Dim Prawn Sw I get your urban dictionary entry.
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I was halfway through a lenghty post and windows shut down to do an update.
I forgot what this post was about really.
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Oh I remember.
If i type my name (first second) into Google it auto suggests Swindon after my name.
Does this mean people are stalking me?
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