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  • xoggoth
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    If I type my name (first,initial,surname) I find I shot and killed myself with my own gun years ago.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Prawn dim sum
    Pork and prawn dim sum
    calories in dim sum


    If I type Dim Prawn Sw I get your urban dictionary entry.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Oh I remember.

    If i type my name (first second) into Google it auto suggests Swindon after my name.

    Does this mean people are stalking me?
    Why did your parents call you Magic then Mr Roundabout?

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  • rd409
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    This linky says Dimprawn is a gal.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    go to post something brilliant/witty on CUK and then forget what it was you were going to say?
    All the time

    sasguru

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  • Pondlife
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    Maybe your wife has been using your PC to check up on you.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Suggests

    mark lamarr girlfriend
    mark lamarr 2011
    mark lamarr twitter
    mark lamarr radio

    Nobody is stalking you, it only happens to celebrity ladies not a middle aged bloke who thinks he is a celebrity.
    Phew! I'm relieved.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Suggests

    mark lamarr girlfriend
    mark lamarr 2011
    mark lamarr twitter
    mark lamarr radio

    Nobody is stalking you, it only happens to celebrity ladies not a middle aged bloke who thinks he is a celebrity.
    Unless DP is Mark Lamarr's girlfriend?

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I mean my real name, Mark Lamarr.

    Suggests

    mark lamarr girlfriend
    mark lamarr 2011
    mark lamarr twitter
    mark lamarr radio

    Nobody is stalking you, it only happens to celebrity ladies not a middle aged bloke who thinks he is a celebrity.

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  • DimPrawn
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    I mean my real name, Mark Lamarr.

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  • Pondlife
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    Prawn dim sum
    Pork and prawn dim sum
    calories in dim sum


    If I type Dim Prawn Sw I get your urban dictionary entry.

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  • minestrone
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    I was halfway through a lenghty post and windows shut down to do an update.

    I forgot what this post was about really.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Oh I remember.

    If i type my name (first second) into Google it auto suggests Swindon after my name.

    Does this mean people are stalking me?
    I think your internet is broken. It suggests prawn dim sum for me.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Oh I remember.

    If i type my name (first second) into Google it auto suggests Swindon after my name.

    Does this mean people are stalking me?

    Leave a comment:


  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Do you ever....

    Do you ever....

    go to post something brilliant/witty on CUK and then forget what it was you were going to say?

    Sort of the Internet version of going upstairs for something and by the time you get there you've forgotten what it was.

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