CUK memes outside of the forums

[SimonMac]

I went for a curry the other day and when they bought the poppadums the chutney came with a spoon.

Did you lick it?

[suityou01]

As I was walking to the last CUK bash, there was this short balding nerdy American chap sat outside the pub talking to a tatty baseball bat. He looked like he was trying to strike up the courage to go in. He was wearing a T-Shirt emblazened "MarillionFan UK" which looked sort of like the CUK logo. He was muttering to himself and had quite a nervous twitch. He smelt of strong body odour and appeared very nervous of me. I asked him if he was alright and he ran off muttering something about "getting back to his Tat shop".

[MarillionFan]

I was out the other day for a drive in the countryside near Luton last weekend when all of a sudden I came around a corner as a lady in a car was coming the other way. Anyway she swerved and skidded towards an overweight sweating fella on a bike wearing a shabbyTottenham shirt, tracky bottoms with a stupid goaty beard. She was miles away but he panicked, through his bike in a hedge and jumped in after it, where a large damp puddle appeared around his feet & he burst into tears.

And I thought to myself...






































































That's was lucky, he could have really been hurt.

[MrRobin]

I see 'Tulip' products in Tescos all the time... for example:

[suityou01]

Yes.

I mean No.

Dammit.

[doodab]

I don't even look at ms doodab's facebook page, never mind my friends wives.

[Pondlife]

Pondy,

how can your friend's wife be your friend ?

you shaggin 'er ?

Milan.

Yes.

I mean No.

Dammit.

[suityou01]

I was talking yesterday about fast track visa "Bobs", and the state of the market. Got some weird looks.

[milanbenes]

No, she's my friend too. It was right there on the screen just above a long list of what people like on youtube and just below a picture of someones lunch.

Pondy,

how can your friend's wife be your friend ?

you shaggin 'er ?

Milan.

[doodab]

I went for a curry the other day and when they bought the poppadums the chutney came with a spoon.

[MarillionFan]

I went to a 70's vintage evening a few weeks ago and Bad Manners were playing. They were advertising themselves as SKA.

There were also some Mods there!

Weird.

[Pondlife]

this is an interesting product of today's facebook world


Pondy,

by stalking your friend's wife's Facebook page are you crossing the historical
boundaries of marital interpersonal relationships ?

Milan.

No, she's my friend too. It was right there on the screen just above a long list of what people like on youtube and just below a picture of someones lunch.

[milanbenes]

The wife of a mate of mine updated her facebook status to say;

Just got home shattered. Hopefully feel better after a pot noodle.


It made I chuckle. Unless of course she's a poster here.

this is an interesting product of today's facebook world


Pondy,

by stalking your friend's wife's Facebook page are you crossing the historical
boundaries of marital interpersonal relationships ?

Milan.

[Old Greg]

Mate came back from a stag do saying he'd gone to the Red Light district, handed over good money for a Dutch Rose and ended up with tulips from Amsterdam.

[Pondlife]

The wife of a mate of mine updated her facebook status to say;

Just got home shattered. Hopefully feel better after a pot noodle.


It made I chuckle. Unless of course she's a poster here.