CUK memes outside of the forums

[suityou01]

Yes.

I mean No.

Dammit.

[MrRobin]

I see 'Tulip' products in Tescos all the time... for example:

[MarillionFan]

I was out the other day for a drive in the countryside near Luton last weekend when all of a sudden I came around a corner as a lady in a car was coming the other way. Anyway she swerved and skidded towards an overweight sweating fella on a bike wearing a shabbyTottenham shirt, tracky bottoms with a stupid goaty beard. She was miles away but he panicked, through his bike in a hedge and jumped in after it, where a large damp puddle appeared around his feet & he burst into tears.

And I thought to myself...






































































That's was lucky, he could have really been hurt.

[suityou01]

As I was walking to the last CUK bash, there was this short balding nerdy American chap sat outside the pub talking to a tatty baseball bat. He looked like he was trying to strike up the courage to go in. He was wearing a T-Shirt emblazened "MarillionFan UK" which looked sort of like the CUK logo. He was muttering to himself and had quite a nervous twitch. He smelt of strong body odour and appeared very nervous of me. I asked him if he was alright and he ran off muttering something about "getting back to his Tat shop".

[SimonMac]

I went for a curry the other day and when they bought the poppadums the chutney came with a spoon.

Did you lick it?