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I'd like to join in and be extremely nasty to posters to alleviate the dullness of testing, but frankly I am so bored today
meh.
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Are you and Old Greg an item? I think I can tell which of you is the butch one.Originally posted by doodab View PostIt doesn't apply to Churchill, he screams so loud that everyone can hear him, even deaf people. It's like a little girl who's just discovered her favourite Barbie doll lying soiled atop her teenage brothers porn stash.
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Bloody hell. It's worse than we thought. Churchill also has dementia.Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf and when it happens perhaps you'll find out.
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Yah don't mess wiv da owlyOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostDidn't the ancient Greeks also have a system whereby if someone proposed a new law, and this was not accepted, then the proposer was put to death? (Very sound idea if you ask me.)
So if not everyone agrees to this ostracism proposal, then by your own logic you're for the chop.
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It doesn't apply to Churchill, he screams so loud that everyone can hear him, even deaf people. It's like a little girl who's just discovered her favourite Barbie doll lying soiled atop her teenage brothers porn stash.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSo, if Churchill wets the bed in General and nobody cares, are the sheets wet?
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Didn't the ancient Greeks also have a system whereby if someone proposed a new law, and this was not accepted, then the proposer was put to death? (Very sound idea if you ask me.)Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
I would propose that each month, the two posters with the highest number of infractions received that month (or more than two posters in the event of a greater than two-way tie for 1st place or a tie for 2nd place) are placed in a poll and CUK posters can vote on who should be banned for a month. I feel this would have the following benefits:
- Discouraging bad behaviour
- Punishing bad behaviour
- Removing miscreants from the board
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So if not everyone agrees to this ostracism proposal, then by your own logic you're for the chop.
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