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Old Greg replied

6 June 2011, 14:01
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Or check out his posts

View Profile: Cyberman - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

or

View Profile: tay - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Classic posters. Both.

Cyberman was quality. And he lives on at: Urban Dictionary: chutney spoon

chutney spoon

The male sexual appendage as used by gentlemen who are good with colours.

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?

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MarillionFan replied

6 June 2011, 13:59
Or check out his posts

View Profile: Cyberman - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

or

View Profile: tay - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Classic posters. Both.
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Old Greg replied

6 June 2011, 13:57
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

God you are bored.

How about we all rep you down, you have a massive tantrum and get yourself banned.

Everyones a winner.

I won't have a tantrum.
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MarillionFan replied

6 June 2011, 13:53
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I think you should be allowed to rep banned posters. That would be fun.

God you are bored.

How about we all rep you down, you have a massive tantrum and get yourself banned.

Everyones a winner.
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Old Greg replied

6 June 2011, 13:50
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

View Profile: Andyw - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

And if you want to find out what happened to him. Check out who posted just before his last post.

I think you should be allowed to rep banned posters. That would be fun.
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MarillionFan replied

6 June 2011, 13:47
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

And why isn't he in the user list (I couldn't find him).

View Profile: Andyw - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

And if you want to find out what happened to him. Check out who posted just before his last post.
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Old Greg replied

6 June 2011, 13:36
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Or simply "tard".

Anyway - who is this Andyw? I thought our infamous user was AndyW.

And why isn't he in the user list (I couldn't find him).
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mudskipper replied

6 June 2011, 13:33
Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post

When pronouncing the word "retard", it's important to remember to place special emphasis on the first syllable, as in....

"RE-tard"

Or simply "tard".

Anyway - who is this Andyw? I thought our infamous user was AndyW.
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cailin maith replied

6 June 2011, 12:48
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Russell.... Your thoughts betray you..... Oh I see.... There is another...... An Irish sister....... Maybe she will turn to the darkside......

No chance!!

Originally posted by DaveB View Post

You don't mean.......

The Mormons!

Are they the ones with zillions of wives? In Utah or somewhere?

Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post

When pronouncing the word "retard", it's important to remember to place special emphasis on the first syllable, as in....

"RE-tard"

WHS
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Jeff Maginty replied

6 June 2011, 12:36
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Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 11 June 2022, 08:13.
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TykeMerc replied

6 June 2011, 12:27
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Russell.... Your thoughts betray you..... Oh I see.... There is another...... An Irish sister....... Maybe she will turn to the darkside......

Top notch.

So Russell's sockmeister has got fed up and retired him, one can only hope it's not a typical CUK flounce where he returns rapidly (or at all for that matter).
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d000hg replied

6 June 2011, 12:26
Originally posted by russell View Post

I wouldn't hold your breath, the admin of this "professional" forum seems to think its OK to label its users as retards. Given that is the person running this place, I am out of here.

Admin didn't label you as such. They created the label and the community decided you merited it. Maybe if the community decides such a title is insulting, they'll correct this and leave you licking spoons instead.
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AtW replied

6 June 2011, 12:19
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Russell.... Your thoughts betray you..... Oh I see.... There is another...... An Irish sister....... Maybe she will turn to the darkside......
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DaveB replied

6 June 2011, 12:18
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Russell.... Your thoughts betray you..... Oh I see.... There is another...... An Irish sister....... Maybe she will turn to the darkside......

You don't mean.......

The Mormons!
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MarillionFan replied

6 June 2011, 12:09
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I said that in my head with a Darth Vader voice.

Russell.... Your thoughts betray you..... Oh I see.... There is another...... An Irish sister....... Maybe she will turn to the darkside......
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