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[shaunbhoy]

Pigeons like you too

Isn't that meant to be lucky?

[Churchill]

I know. He did a bloody good job of getting it exactly right too.

Pigeons like you too

[cailin maith]

eeewwwe

orrible

I know. He did a bloody good job of getting it exactly right too.

[EternalOptimist]

Gecko tulipting in your belly button while sunbathing under an umberella..... It was minging.

eeewwwe

orrible

[cailin maith]

Gecko tail, dropping on your face, after one lost a fight. That was quite disconcerting.

Gecko tulipting in your belly button while sunbathing under an umberella..... It was minging.

[EternalOptimist]

We had a spider in our spout, an incy wincy little thing it was, then we had some precipitation and it was flooded out, but, luckily the sun emerged, dried up the rainwater which enabled the incy wincy spider to reoccupy the spout.

[Moscow Mule]

There is nothing more disconcerting than having one drop on your face in the middle of the night

Gecko tail, dropping on your face, after one lost a fight. That was quite disconcerting.

[MarillionFan]

I woke up in Belize with a spider sat on my head drinking the moisture from my eye. That was interesting.

And another time while clearing out the garage I was bitten on the hand by a spider. The area around my thumb swelled up and turned black for a while.

Still, I'm quite fond of spiders.

Had the same. Been bitten a couple of times by wolf spiders as a child. Used to have a tree that used to brush the window of our house. They'd pop in through the window. There is nothing more disconcerting than having one drop on your face in the middle of the night and they're little buggers when they bite. Like a bee sting.

[Churchill]

I woke up in Belize with a spider sat on my head drinking the moisture from my eye. That was interesting.

And another time while clearing out the garage I was bitten on the hand by a spider. The area around my thumb swelled up and turned black for a while.

Still, I'm quite fond of spiders.

[MarillionFan]

I don't know, I've never tried eating one. There are quite a few venomous species in the UK - as in "all of them". However, most can't pierce human skin, so you're ok.

He may have come across the UK's largest spider Welcome to the web site dedicated to the fen raft spider | Dolomedes.org.uk

The swamp or fen spider. Grows up to a whopping 7cm across. Likes to sit in the toilet bowl and then come up and bite your bum.

[NotAllThere]

Calm down CH, we don't have any poisonous spiders in this country...

I don't know, I've never tried eating one. There are quite a few venomous species in the UK - as in "all of them". However, most can't pierce human skin, so you're ok.

[Old Greg]

I'll bite.

Why do you have a Mexican in the house?

I daren't say. He could be watching.

[MarillionFan]

Sorry about that. I won't be sleeping either what with the Mexican in the house.

I'll bite.

Why do you have a Mexican in the house?

[Old Greg]

Ah tulipe, now I'm not gonna sleep

Got bitten by one in the US a few years ago and was sick for weeks.

Sorry about that. I won't be sleeping either what with the Mexican in the house.

[Cliphead]

What! You hate black people now??? FFS! WHat's wrong with you man!

It was the stockings around the ankles <shudder>