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Previously on "Parts of me that hurt today"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    I have bruised knees from falling over whilst trying to mosh to Rammstien in 7" heels
    I've just read that as 'nosh'

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  • Halo Jones
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    I have bruised knees from falling over whilst trying to mosh to Rammstien in 7" heels

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Scotgal View Post
    Were you partaking in a sport today that caused these injuries?
    No but the ankle is sports-related.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Scotgal View Post
    Were you partaking in a sport today that caused these injuries?
    Yes, synchronised Clog-Sparking!!

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    EternalOptimist mentioned it to me. He said he used to take the role on regularly as a bit of extra pocket money for a Soho fetish club but since being close to retirement and losing a lot of his teeth to knob rot he said to me 'Just no need' anymore.
    So you took his contract over as substitute?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    That's the voice of experience?
    EternalOptimist mentioned it to me. He said he used to take the role on regularly as a bit of extra pocket money for a Soho fetish club but since being close to retirement and losing a lot of his teeth to knob rot he said to me 'Just no need' anymore.

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  • Scotgal
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Fingertips on my left hand
    Left ankle
    Were you partaking in a sport today that caused these injuries?

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm surprised it's only a couple of things considering that last night you were the cum bunny at a bukkake party.
    That's the voice of experience?

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm surprised it's only a couple of things considering that last night you were the cum bunny at a bukkake party.
    That would be parts of him that are sticky...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Fingertips on my left hand
    Left ankle
    I'm surprised it's only a couple of things considering that last night you were the cum bunny at a bukkake party.

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  • d000hg
    started a topic Parts of me that hurt today

    Parts of me that hurt today

    Fingertips on my left hand
    Left ankle

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