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Previously on "I accept that I am dull"

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Make sure they're ripe, rather than just taking a run-up and hoping.
    I'm already looking forward to the Youtube clip

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I used to live an interesting life, always pursuing new girlfriends, wandering off abroad with a rucksack round Europe, hitching, often sleeping on streets. Lived in Bondi once.

    Not sure I don't like messing around in my shed now just as much. Necessary adaptation to age probably although I do sometimes wonder, what if I just took off?
    You'd realise you've done the right thing by sticking to messing around in your shed, presumably.

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  • xoggoth
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    I used to live an interesting life, always pursuing new girlfriends, wandering off abroad with a rucksack round Europe, hitching, often sleeping on streets. Lived in Bondi once.

    Not sure I don't like messing around in my shed now just as much. Necessary adaptation to age probably although I do sometimes wonder, what if I just took off?

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  • d000hg
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    Make sure they're ripe, rather than just taking a run-up and hoping.

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  • Halo Jones
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    Well SU if you & your family are happy who cares what the world thinks? just smile & enjoy life your own way

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    make sure you slip into their pumkiny nether regions in the early hours. then if the police bust you you can say 'jeezz , is it midnight already'



    A whole life of deviency upon which we can draw. Thanks EO!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    They are only just planted, in seed form. As soon as they poke their orangey heads above soil level, they better watch out.

    make sure you slip into their pumkiny nether regions in the early hours. then if the police bust you you can say 'jeezz , is it midnight already'



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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    suity, have you ever, you know..had, er relations , with one of your pumpkins ?



    just asking like


    They are only just planted, in seed form. As soon as they poke their orangey heads above soil level, they better watch out.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    suity, have you ever, you know..had, er relations , with one of your pumpkins ?



    just asking like


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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    These people strike me as nutters.
    Then as a dullard you'd better not associate with them, you might stand out too much

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  • suityou01
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    These people strike me as nutters.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Not at all. I wonder if there is a recipe for pumpkin beer.
    How To Brew Pumpkin Beer in a Pumpkin, in 20 Easy Steps | Sloshspot Blog

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Mind if I pop round for a pint & pumpkin?

    I don't think brewing is dull anyway.
    Agreed about the brewing. I used to love it.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Mind if I pop round for a pint & pumpkin?

    I don't think brewing is dull anyway.
    Not at all. I wonder if there is a recipe for pumpkin beer.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Bingo.
    Mind if I pop round for a pint & pumpkin?

    I don't think brewing is dull anyway.

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