It comes as no surprise really...

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Doggy Styles replied

20 May 2011, 11:59
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Reminds me of a joke...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stuck on the end of the perverts knob!

Very clever, that.
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Churchill replied

20 May 2011, 11:09
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Dave's chicken.

Reminds me of a joke...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stuck on the end of the perverts knob!
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BlasterBates replied

20 May 2011, 11:09
Here are a few pawn movies:

Pawn Stars — History.com TV Episodes, Schedule, & Video
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doodab replied

20 May 2011, 11:06
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Dave's chicken.

Presumably it's not very pleasant with all the bones and things. Wouldn't it be better to cut a hole in a watermelon or something?
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MarillionFan replied

20 May 2011, 11:04
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Does anybody not like porn?

Dave's chicken.
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doodab replied

20 May 2011, 10:58
Does anybody not like porn?
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TimberWolf replied

20 May 2011, 10:58
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

This is the kind of filth they read.

I love the story, but was completely surprised the book was so tiny. I think that needs to be made clear for customers.
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TimberWolf replied

20 May 2011, 10:57
This is the kind of filth they read.
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doodab replied

20 May 2011, 10:53
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It's just that it's not necessarily the stuff that you like that involves a chicken and ducktape.

That's masturbation. It's only porn if you film it.
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MarillionFan replied

20 May 2011, 10:50
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

... given some of the stuff that gets posted over there, but here it is from the horses mouth.

Mumsnet members like porn

I think you'll find that women in general like porn. It's just that it's not necessarily the stuff that you like that involves a chicken and ducktape.
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DaveB started a topic It comes as no surprise really...

20 May 2011, 10:44
It comes as no surprise really...

... given some of the stuff that gets posted over there, but here it is from the horses mouth.

Mumsnet members like porn
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