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Previously on "Caption competition"
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Are you sure that "Smoking the blue-veined Havana" is still a Royal tradition Uncle William?
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The caption has to be
"I wonder how long it will take CUK Forum after the wedding to do a caption contest"
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Yeah, but no one asked you to say it 'into the microphone' did they ?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow many times have i told you TestMangler not use the Internet without asking me first.
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Honest, it plays "God Save My Mum" - just keep blowing.The newly-wed Royals support the 2012 Olympics by emulating the logo.How does a Guardsman hold his liquor?
By the ears.Uncle Billy, if she keeps blowing will it go Pop! like a balloon?Do they still have cells in the Tower?Damn, Harry was right about you. At least Pippa has learned to overcome the gag reflex.
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[Little girl holding her ears] See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil!
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When I said bring a wench and miner that's not quite what I had in mind
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How many times have i told you TestMangler not use the Internet without asking me first.
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