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How many times have i told you TestMangler not use the Internet without asking me first.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
When I said bring a wench and miner that's not quite what I had in mindDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Honest, it plays "God Save My Mum" - just keep blowing.The newly-wed Royals support the 2012 Olympics by emulating the logo.How does a Guardsman hold his liquor?
By the ears.Uncle Billy, if she keeps blowing will it go Pop! like a balloon?Do they still have cells in the Tower?Damn, Harry was right about you. At least Pippa has learned to overcome the gag reflex.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Press photographer: that's the money shot!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Yeah, but no one asked you to say it 'into the microphone' did they ?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow many times have i told you TestMangler not use the Internet without asking me first.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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"I wonder how long it will take CUK Forum after the wedding to do a caption contest"Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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