Reply to: CUK t'shirts slogan

[shaunbhoy]

"Minimum effort, Maximum Coin"

My parents visited CUK and all I got was this infarction!

sasguru - the twunt at the front

[EternalOptimist]

Stop staring at my TITS


thats for the boys
And for the girls


Eyes down and look in

[Alf W]

[doodab]

I wandered lonely as a cloud / That floats on high o'er vales and hills, / When all at once I saw a crowd, / A host, of golden daffodils.

Although I think that's been removed from the swear filter since the upgrade.

[Old Greg]

I have a T-Shirt that has:

readthiswhileistareatyourtits

Across the front

Is it legible stretched across your tits?

[SimonMac]

iamaprat across the chest for ladies.

And

'I talk a load of tulipe' for the gents.

I have a T-Shirt that has:

readthiswhileistareatyourtits

Across the front

[cojak]

And

'I talk a load of tulipe' for the gents.

[NotAllThere]

iamaprat across the chest for ladies.

[Spacecadet]

Stop changing my case!!!!! leave it all in upper please

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MI_ES_RO_E IS A CU__

W G B D F L V

[Spacecadet]

Invoice
work hard play hard

[SimonMac]

"I Neg Sockies"

[SimonMac]

"Who's leg do you have to hump around here to get a timesheet signed?"

[Old Greg]

If thy wife taketh thy coat, movest thou thy T-shirt into an offshore trust.

[MaryPoppins]

But I've got a fake name and everything and logged in on my line managers laptop.

Chuffin hell! there are some seals abseiling into our buildi

Mary's thought process upon reading this:

'How do they abseil without feet?'

[Old Greg]

[Front] This would never happen under the tories
[Back] Oh no, wait .....

Off topic but it reminds me of my favourite piece of graffiti from the Iraq / Kuwait Gulf War:

Scud Death to Allies.