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Last time I was accused of that is when I took the boss out for an Indian, and gave his mare a rub down afterwards.
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Due to public demand, the thread is restored.Originally posted by pacharan View PostI agree he was a twat but his last effort is the only one I found remotely amusing. So, as a tribute, here it is back in General:...
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Gricer's post were harmless, unless you accidentally read them and died due to the banality of them.
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Gricerboy's last post
I agree he was a twat but his last effort is the only one I found remotely amusing. So, as a tribute, here it is back in General:
The Team:
Myself and four other Rotarian prospects bedecked in nothing but leather aprons.
The location:
A disused office block above Arthur Leach's greengrocer in Bath. Each signaller to be installed in the recess of a floor length window thus giving the observer a full view of the participant.
The mission:
Using a Rotarian form of semaphore, the performance of a synchronized sequence of apron lifting which will spell out the phrase "Michael Caine's roast potatoes" to the occupants of the top deck of the 203 bus as it processes past the building on its journey up the Wells Road to the Flat Badger.
The target:
Lt Col. Ashton Wickett who will be scrutinising our performance from the upper deck.
Mission objective:
Not to get arrested.
A full debriefing will follow in due course
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Your mockery of the Rotary Club is an insult to the good works they perform.
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Covert Operations
The Team:
Myself and four other Rotarian prospects bedecked in nothing but leather aprons.
The location:
A disused office block above Arthur Leach's greengrocer in Bath. Each signaller to be installed in the recess of a floor length window thus giving the observer a full view of the participant.
The mission:
Using a Rotarian form of semaphore, the performance of a synchronized sequence of apron lifting which will spell out the phrase "Michael Caine's roast potatoes" to the occupants of the top deck of the 203 bus as it processes past the building on its journey up the Wells Road to the Flat Badger.
The target:
Lt Col. Ashton Wickett who will be scrutinising our performance from the upper deck.
Mission objective:
Not to get arrested.
A full debriefing will follow in due courseTags: None
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