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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostGet over to bird in HR, put you hand on her shoulder and whisper in her ear.
'tickle your @rse with a feather ?'
if she giggles and wriggles, take her to the bogs and slip her a crippler
if she freaks, and says 'whhat', look out of the window and say
'it's particularly narsty weather'
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Get over to bird in HR, put you hand on her shoulder and whisper in her ear.
'tickle your @rse with a feather ?'
if she giggles and wriggles, take her to the bogs and slip her a crippler
if she freaks, and says 'whhat', look out of the window and say
'it's particularly narsty weather'
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Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostToday is indeed the last day of an 18 month stint at ClientCo. I'm obviously going to toss it off all day whilst still retaining my professional image (til I get the timesheet signed)
We've got an office end of year party tonight as well so I was thinking:
a) Tell all the people which I didn't get on with they they are a bunch of twats...
b) Try and hit it off with the bird in HR, and slap her on the ass a bit and laugh it off like Sid James...
c) Rub it in how much money they've paid me over the 18 month stint and how little work I've done for it...
d) Smoke a fat cigar lit naturally by a £50 note...
Any more suggestions that I could do to keep me entertained today and tonight...
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostExcellent. 30 more years to go then fella. Oh and BTW
make sure your mummy knows when you're using the Internet so she can keep you safe from adult
sites and possible online grooming. Well done.
I have a puppy. Would you like to stroke it?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostExcellent. 30 more years to go then fella. Oh and BTW
make sure your mummy knows when you're using the Internet so she can keep you safe from adult
sites and possible online grooming. Well done.
I have a puppy. Would you like to stroke it?
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Originally posted by russell View PostNope running a successful contracting business is no joke, when I retire at 40 then I can play.
make sure your mummy knows when you're using the Internet so she can keep you safe from adult
sites and possible online grooming. Well done.
I have a puppy. Would you like to stroke it?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBring in a load of expensive cakes and confectionary. A dozen bottles of champers. Place a Ferrari brochure on the table, a picture of an expensive villa in the South of France and a picture of your bosses wife/daughter as applicable and then boast about how you plan to drive your new car to your villa and bang your new bit
on the side (flash picture) for the next fortnight when they're stuck in the office, sweating
and eating cakes like the fat lazy permies they are, then swig a bottle of bubbly, tell them to feck themselves and take the rest of the booze before giving them the middle finger, then grabbing your crotch and leaving.
Hth
Oh make sure you get your timesheet signed though first.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBring in a load of expensive cakes and confectionary. A dozen bottles of champers. Place a Ferrari brochure on the table, a picture of an expensive villa in the South of France and a picture of your bosses wife/daughter as applicable and then boast about how you plan to drive your new car to your villa and bang your new bit
on the side (flash picture) for the next fortnight when they're stuck in the office, sweating
and eating cakes like the fat lazy permies they are, then swig a bottle of bubbly, tell them to feck themselves and take the rest of the booze before giving them the middle finger, then grabbing your crotch and leaving.
Hth
Oh make sure you get your timesheet signed though first.
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Bring in a load of expensive cakes and confectionary. A dozen bottles of champers. Place a Ferrari brochure on the table, a picture of an expensive villa in the South of France and a picture of your bosses wife/daughter as applicable and then boast about how you plan to drive your new car to your villa and bang your new bit
on the side (flash picture) for the next fortnight when they're stuck in the office, sweating
and eating cakes like the fat lazy permies they are, then swig a bottle of bubbly, tell them to feck themselves and take the rest of the booze before giving them the middle finger, then grabbing your crotch and leaving.
Hth
Oh make sure you get your timesheet signed though first.
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