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[AtW]

You see, a typo (or fat finger syndrome)

Are you saying our own sasguru is fat?

That would go totally contrary to the mental image of himself he's tried to project over many years on here.

[Incognito]

Evidently your poly didn't teach you the judgement to differentiate a typo from a spelling mistake.

HTH

Care to enlighten us then with your definition of the difference?

You see, a typo (or fat finger syndrome) normally refers to a mistake in the typing process. So for instance if you'd typed muddle instead of middle we'd all have tittered at your fat sausage fingered slip as you'd quite clearly got in a 'muddle' as the I and U are in proximity on your bog standard qwerty keyboard.

The L is not in proximity to the D, so unless you've been typing with your forehead again then you can't call midlle a typo. You illiterate twunt.

HTH

[ThomasSoerensen]

lol Unfortunately, I will disappoint I am not after oil, I am just trying to collect some anonymous data for my University report thats all.

Thanks to all that have answered.

baaah, that is what they want us to believe.


Follow the money.
The uni will flunk you in order to get you to spend another year there in stead of you going into the triving and throbbing job market and making a killing by creating a world dominating multinational corporation that is using this data to predict the future and make immense profits at the expense of the rest of the world.

Right?<adjusts tin foil cone hat>

[NotAllThere]

If the doesn't improve its humour quotient, (or cease), action will be taken. Eventually...

[AtW]

As you know nothing about either

How is your sad permie "management" job going, are you being outsourced yet?

[sasguru]

No, my poly expected students to spell before they enroll the degree - it focused on economics and business instead.

Over to you numpty.

As you know nothing about either, clearly it fulfilled the time-honoured function of polys - to keep its "customers" as ignorant after their educashun as they were before.

[AtW]

Evidently your poly didn't teach you the judgement to differentiate a typo from a spelling mistake.

No, my poly expected students to spell before they enroll the degree - it focused on economics and business instead.

Over to you numpty.

[sasguru]

Evidently they did not teach you spelling either!

Evidently your poly didn't teach you the judgement to differentiate a typo from a spelling mistake.

HTH

[AtW]

All my (rigorous) degrees were from Russell group universities, starting in the 80s.
No, we were not taught manners as we are the elite.
"Manners" are for the lower midlle class, immigrants and the like.

Evidently they did not teach you spelling either!

[TykeMerc]

I filled it in and appended comments where the questions were inadequately phrased or posed an almost irrelevant question.

[sasguru]

Where did you get educated and when?

I am curious because they certainly did not teach you manners, where ever or when ever it was.

All my (rigorous) degrees were from Russell group universities, starting in the 80s.
No, we were not taught manners as we are the elite.
"Manners" are for the lower midlle class, immigrants and the like.

[AtW]

FFS Another one with a Labour educashun. The survey is phrased in such a biased way as to be meaningless, the target audience is similarly biased etc etc.
Breaks all the statistical guidelines on how to create and conduct a survey.
Worthless exercise that will no doubt get a First and fool the OP into thinking she actually knows something.

No wonder the country is going to the dogs.

Where did you get educated and when?

I am curious because they certainly did not teach you manners, where ever or when ever it was.

[DimPrawn]

FFS Another one with a Labour educashun. The survey is phrased in such a biased way as to be meaningless, the target audience is similarly biased etc etc.
Breaks all the statistical guidelines on how to create and conduct a survey.
Worthless exercise that will no doubt get a First and fool the OP into thinking she actually knows something.

No wonder the country is going to the dogs.

WHS++ with nobs on x 2

[sasguru]

FFS Another one with a Labour educashun. The survey is phrased in such a biased way as to be meaningless, the target audience is similarly biased etc etc.
Breaks all the statistical guidelines on how to create and conduct a survey.
Worthless exercise that will no doubt get a First and fool the OP into thinking she actually knows something.

No wonder the country is going to the dogs.

[BA to the Stars]

Stop it guys, this is a serious question.

I personally liked the original star trek, even though wiggy was a bit over the top. And that twat with the pointy ears..well. what can I say

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