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Previously on "What would it take...."

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  • singhr
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    He proably has the same model (but his has a turbo version) so don't get so worried.
    but wouldn't it knock out all your fillings?

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    <looks over shoulder>
    He proably has the same model (but his has a turbo version) so don't get so worried.

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Nah.


    Oh, hang on. The plumper's here. I'd better just go and slip into something less comfortable.
    FTFY

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    You need to move the switch down from "extreme" and past "sport", "economy" & "discreet" modes.

    HTH


    <looks over shoulder>

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    There's an 'off' mode?
    You need to move the switch down from "extreme" and past "sport", "economy" & "discreet" modes.

    HTH

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    There's an 'off' mode?
    For necrophiles.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    With the vibrate mode on.
    There's an 'off' mode?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    You think you might be spending a little bit too much time on the internet MP?
    With the vibrate mode on.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    You think you might be spending a little bit too much time on the internet MP?
    Nah.


    Oh, hang on. The plumber's here. I'd better just go and slip into something more comfortable.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I assume they're currently always hanging off your every word, due to your huge contractor earning potential. Cos that happens in real life, right?
    You think you might be spending a little bit too much time on the internet MP?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    There's some lovely women where I work, but wouldn't that be the same if I were a permie there?
    I assume they're currently always hanging off your every word, due to your huge contractor earning potential. Cos that happens in real life, right?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    There's some lovely women where I work, but wouldn't that be the same if I were a permie there?

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  • landl
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    ....the money, excitement, adventure and bucket load of fine ass women that come with contracting...
    Any raise on one out of four?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Several bullets to the head. Or a permie role that wasn't tedium incarnate coupled with a derisory wage.
    You have been reading my job description?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    for you to give up the money, excitement, adventure and bucket load of fine ass women that come with contracting?
    Several bullets to the head. Or a permie role that wasn't tedium incarnate coupled with a derisory wage.

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