Reply to: So whats your average :D

[Antman]

I think he was just speachless

[threaded]

Not even naked and petrified?

[DaveB]

... and can you do me a beowulf cluster of them?

In Soviet Russia...... No, cant bring myself to say it.

[threaded]

... and can you do me a beowulf cluster of them?

[DaveB]

Who's Natalie Portman ???

[threaded]

Oh dear, with hot grits.

[G8_Summit]

Who's Natalie Portman ???

[DaveB]

New name for the female genitalia?..or am I behind the times

"we now demand that LoveHoney conduct a poll for women to establish once and for all how much petting the pink taco it takes for the earth to move"

You mena you dont know that one? You be telling us you dont know what Dutch Lobster is next.

[Bagpuss]

I've written a sex manual for IT types.

In, out. Repeat if necessary.

You missed the retrieving from the top shelf sub macro

[sasguru]

loop until !*1*###**@@;
push(stack);
if drunk then break;
end;

cleanup();

[maximus]

New name for the female genitalia?..or am I behind the times

"we now demand that LoveHoney conduct a poll for women to establish once and for all how much petting the pink taco it takes for the earth to move"

[DimPrawn]

I've written a sex manual for IT types.

In, out. Repeat if necessary.

[sasguru]

"Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation pole"

Oh well, it's too bad this ad wasn't advertised here first. Quite a few people here can fulfil this role very well.

Yes I can see why you're sad you missed it Francko

[Francko]

"Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation pole"

Oh well, it's too bad this ad wasn't advertised here first. Quite a few people here can fulfil this role very well.

[DaveB]

If I were you I would read the accompanying article on the site: "Scientists confirm that masturbation is not as good as sex" and take notes.

Touche, sir.