Reply to: Sasguru facing trouble with the authorities

[OwlHoot]

I like Wandsworth, it's a good place to stop for a p*** on the way home from London

Hehe - Reminds me of that peer who regularly used to walk into a flash London gentlemen's club in St James's, and leave shortly afterwards.

One day, a doorman stopped him and asked if he was a member. "Member?!" he replied, "I thought it was a public lavatory"

(not a lame joke, it actually happened; but I don't recall who the guy was)

[DodgyAgent]

Wandsworth

I like Wandsworth, it's a good place to stop for a p*** on the way home from London

[sasguru]

It's fortunate that Wandsworth precludes an invasion of northern numpties from invading by its sheer exclusivity and cost of living. A blessing indeed.

Amen, brother.

[MaryPoppins]

Which on your scale is marginally up from bumholes?

Correct - I don't want to eat a bumhole unless I've been properly wined and dined.

BTW, do you have any tapes of your conversations?

Noooo, never keep evidence!

[oracleslave]

£600 a year better off and George Michael hanging round your house all the time. No thanks!!

It's fortunate that Wandsworth precludes an invasion of northern numpties from invading by its sheer exclusivity and cost of living. A blessing indeed.

[DimPrawn]

BTW, do you have any tapes of your conversations?

What women say

"OMG, you should see the new girl in the office! Talk about thick, wanders around all day without a clue what she's doing. Sure she only got the job cos she's got big t1ts, well that's what Claire reckons anyway, well she only happens to be stood next to the coffee machine when...."

What men hear

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah big t1ts blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ....."

[cailin maith]

Hello, been doing a proper job for once on the continent. Good to be back for what will no doubt be a barbecue summer

So you cycled to Paris and decided to stay

Good to have you back though

[northernladuk]

Don't laugh, there's money to be made in Wandsworth.

Just let the general public use your loo and the council will pay you.

This time next year he could be oh... £600 better off!

£600 a year better off and George Michael hanging round your house all the time. No thanks!!

[oracleslave]

Hello stranger, where have you been?

Hello, been doing a proper job for once on the continent. Good to be back for what will no doubt be a barbecue summer

[cailin maith]

I've heard those. A bit breathy for my liking but a good high pitched squeal at the end makes up for it somewhat.

Hello stranger, where have you been?

[PRC1964]

Blurgh. Tastes like feet.

Never ever come to my house. I have been accused of storing dead bodies in my fridge due to the smell of the cheese in there. The garage also smells as it's good for ripening up cheese.

[oracleslave]

BTW, do you have any tapes of your conversations?

I've heard those. A bit breathy for my liking but a good high pitched squeal at the end makes up for it somewhat.

[sasguru]

I have all that and more in a thing called a big house.

But hey, if you have to live in a 4 bed £1 million house in a posh bit of London...

FTFY

[Clippy]

Which on your scale is marginally up from bumholes?

BTW, do you have any tapes of your conversations?

[cailin maith]

Blurgh. Tastes like feet.

Which on your scale is marginally up from bumholes?