Sasguru facing trouble with the authorities

[DimPrawn]

BTW, do you have any tapes of your conversations?

What women say

"OMG, you should see the new girl in the office! Talk about thick, wanders around all day without a clue what she's doing. Sure she only got the job cos she's got big t1ts, well that's what Claire reckons anyway, well she only happens to be stood next to the coffee machine when...."

What men hear

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah big t1ts blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ....."

[oracleslave]

£600 a year better off and George Michael hanging round your house all the time. No thanks!!

It's fortunate that Wandsworth precludes an invasion of northern numpties from invading by its sheer exclusivity and cost of living. A blessing indeed.

[MaryPoppins]

Which on your scale is marginally up from bumholes?

Correct - I don't want to eat a bumhole unless I've been properly wined and dined.

BTW, do you have any tapes of your conversations?

Noooo, never keep evidence!

[sasguru]

It's fortunate that Wandsworth precludes an invasion of northern numpties from invading by its sheer exclusivity and cost of living. A blessing indeed.

Amen, brother.

[DodgyAgent]

Wandsworth

I like Wandsworth, it's a good place to stop for a p*** on the way home from London

[OwlHoot]

I like Wandsworth, it's a good place to stop for a p*** on the way home from London

Hehe - Reminds me of that peer who regularly used to walk into a flash London gentlemen's club in St James's, and leave shortly afterwards.

One day, a doorman stopped him and asked if he was a member. "Member?!" he replied, "I thought it was a public lavatory"

(not a lame joke, it actually happened; but I don't recall who the guy was)