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A course of action I thoroughly recommend to the house. Like having a particularly tedious boil lanced.shawny is ignoring me
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Sure. No probs.Originally posted by d000hg View PostShaun is great. I want to have his babies. He's really funny and interesting.
ps: MF, shawny is ignoring me, please pass on my kind regards
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Diddums. Still thinks I was the one who got him banned. Must be great when nothings every your fault.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAh but you are forgetting the missing ingredient in this formula MF. DP would need to have started bleating on like a big girl's blouse within a minute of northernlad's post, and be blathering on about bans and general nasty spitefullness for any such turn of events to materialise. Otherwise it is BAU in General.
HTH

Does your botty still hurt from when it got spanked, maybe you should have a doctor look at it as it was only a bit of a slap. You might have weak skin.
ps: MF, shawny is ignoring me, please pass on my kind regards
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You seen RH around since the weekend?Originally posted by d000hg View PostI'd laugh if you got banned for that
But then it would only inflame your self-styled martyrdom.
No!
By the time RH gets himself out
of that coffin and digs up through
20 ft of Kansas soil to take that gasp
of free American air Chelsea may well
have beaten Man Utd in a Champions League game.
Now get back in your box.
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Ah but you are forgetting the missing ingredient in this formula MF. DP would need to have started bleating on like a big girl's blouse within a minute of northernlad's post, and be blathering on about bans and general nasty spitefullness for any such turn of events to materialise. Otherwise it is BAU in General.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe started a thread about another poster just to
lampoon him. When NL says 20k posts what he's really saying is Dim is a waste of space, with no life who posts tulipe on an Internet forum and is therefore a complete
er.
I say ban the pair of them in accordance with Reality Hacks rules of nonsensical moderation.
HTH
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Somehow I see him more like Greg or Bobby BradyOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostHis female counterpart. Sue Ellen.
I think they'd make a lovely couple.
They're like the Myra Hindley and Ian Brady of the Business & Accountancy forums.
Newbie - 'I've lost my contract have you seen it?'
NL and SE - 'We ain't seen nothing right, just don't go on the moors'

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His female counterpart. Sue Ellen.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostC'mon be fair! It's NorthernLad we are talking about here - if he gets banned who is going to be nasty to newbies on the serious forums?
I think they'd make a lovely couple.
They're like the Myra Hindley and Ian Brady of the Business & Accountancy forums.
Newbie - 'I've lost my contract have you seen it?'
NL and SE - 'We ain't seen nothing right, just don't go on the moors'
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C'mon be fair! It's NorthernLad we are talking about here - if he gets banned who is going to be nasty to newbies on the serious forums?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe started a thread about another poster just to
lampoon him. When NL says 20k posts what he's really saying is Dim is a waste of space, with no life who posts tulipe on an Internet forum and is therefore a complete
er.
I say ban the pair of them in accordance with Reality Hacks rules of nonsensical moderation.
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He started a thread about another poster just to
lampoon him. When NL says 20k posts what he's really saying is Dim is a waste of space, with no life who posts tulipe on an Internet forum and is therefore a complete
er.
I say ban the pair of them in accordance with Reality Hacks rules of nonsensical moderation.
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Dimprawn turns 20k! (soon)
So what happens here then? Is there some forum etiquette to be followed to celebrate this landmark occasion. He should break 20k in 20 days according to posts per day but at this rate should be just over a week.
I assume something outstanding will happen to mark this happy day like he buys the cakes? Post something interesting? Open the curtains and go out in the sun for an hour?
I know DP is the shy and quiet type but surely this event won't go without celebration?Tags: None
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