The commander of the Lybian air attack

[Churchill]

So he could have been called the Tea-qualizer then?

Only in t'north.

[shaunbhoy]

Edward Woodward used to collect teapots as a hobby.

So he could have been called the Tea-qualizer then?

[Churchill]

Does he fart in the bath as well?

Edward Woodward used to collect teapots as a hobby.

[BlasterBates]

When I fart in the bath it sounds like Edward Woodward.

Does he fart in the bath as well?

[DimPrawn]

When I fart in the bath it sounds like Edward Woodward.

[TimberWolf]

Why does Edward Woodward have so many D's in his name?








Because otherwise he'd be E-war Woo-war.

If you took the word 'ward' from his name, you'd still be left with Ed Wood.

[Old Greg]

You mean Edward Woodward aka The Equalizer!! They need this sorting fast then hey

edit : Ok I bothered to look at the link now so forget the above.

She only got the job because she misheard the request look for volunteers to give Libya a good licking.

Why does Edward Woodward have so many D's in his name?








Because otherwise he'd be E-war Woo-war.

[thunderlizard]

Ah! That's where my Jet Set Willy colour card went.

[northernladuk]

You mean Edward Woodward aka The Equalizer!! They need this sorting fast then hey

edit : Ok I bothered to look at the link now so forget the above.

She only got the job because she misheard the request look for volunteers to give Libya a good licking.

[Churchill]

is:

Major-General Woodward

She only got the job because she can spell "Libyan".

[BlasterBates]

is:

Major-General Woodward