Giving your wife a present she didn't appreciate much.

[EternalOptimist]

no - I think the crucial final piece to the puzzle is...

who was Patient 2, and what role did he/she/it play in the process?

I heard, (unconfirmed) that it was Adam Ant

[thunderlizard]

In a paper published in Emerging Infectious Diseases, Professor Foy added the crucial final piece to the puzzle: ‘Patients 1 and 3 (Mr and Mrs Foy) reported having vaginal sexual intercourse in the days after patient 1 returned home but before the onset of his clinical illness.’

no - I think the crucial final piece to the puzzle is...

who was Patient 2, and what role did he/she/it play in the process?

[centurian]

Possibly someone meant to say it's the first time this has happened to humans with access to a newspaper in need of padding out the column inches.

[thunderlizard]

Fortunately, it's easy to spot who's got the insect virus, because it makes a 6-foot black proboscis grow out of your anus.

[xoggoth]

Its true!!!!!!!!! Really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EternalOptimist]

There was a case last year where a mosquito sucked on a bloke's knob shortly after a J Arthur and then flew off and bit a woman's fanny, making her pregnant.

[amcdonald]

At least he didn't do a District 9 and turn into a walking prawn

[EternalOptimist]

ok, I admit that catching a virulent virus off of a viscious voracious insect, then sh@gging it on to the missus, is bad. but it's hardly deliberate is it ?


years ago, when I wasnt well off, I saved and scrimped and struggled, and I got the missus a cam corder.
YES. we would be the first dudes on the block to own a cam corder. yay. suck on THAT mrs nosey parker jones.
YAY.

then on Christmas eve, the missus says, Im not realy a material person, anything would be good as long as its not one of those cam corders.


It was viruses all the way after that

[xoggoth]

There was a case last year where a mosquito sucked on a bloke's knob shortly after a J Arthur and then flew off and bit a woman's fanny, making her pregnant.

[IR35 Avoider]

The article says this is the first time it's happened to humans. I'm guessing that for the purposes of this statement, Senegalese natives are being excluded from the definition of human.

Possibly someone meant to say it's the first time this has happened to humans with the academic resources to work out what happened.

[Mich the Tester]

Have they tried bleeding the radiators?

[DaveB]

Well it makes a change from a pearl necklace.

[DimPrawn]

Indeed, his wife told him to buzz off.

[zeitghost]

Sorry it's from the Wail, but the Metro version was more difficult to find.

Scientist accidentally passes insect virus to wife by sexual contact | Mail Online

‘My wife wasn't happy with what happened afterwards.