Doom

[d000hg]

Davina won't be doing it, so it'll seems a hollow facsimile whatever happens. It was crap before anyway.

[doodab]

Can't you just delete it from the list of channels? I do that with all the shopping/chat line/nazi documentary channels.

Probably safest just to smash the telly into tiny fragments.

[doodab]

I hate Channel Five. First they showed us Keith Chegwin's willy, and now this!

Still not as bad as ITV though.

My grandad, right up until the day he died, refused to watch ITV on principle. He also refused to pay extra for a colour TV license.

[PRC1964]

Well, it's closer to being the equivalent of resurrecting it as a zombie and letting it feast on the brains of retards, but yes, you have a point. Still, it's a danger as my little boy sometimes plays with the remote and any risk, however small, that this crap could end up on my TV screen is unacceptable.

Can't you just delete it from the list of channels? I do that with all the shopping/chat line/nazi documentary channels.

[VectraMan]

I hate Channel Five. First they showed us Keith Chegwin's willy, and now this!

Still not as bad as ITV though.

[amcdonald]

Well, it's closer to being the equivalent of resurrecting it as a zombie and letting it feast on the brains of retards, but yes, you have a point. Still, it's a danger as my little boy sometimes plays with the remote and any risk, however small, that this crap could end up on my TV screen is unacceptable.

They've already done Zombie Big Brother, or have you forgotten Charlie Brookers "Dead Set" ?

[MaryPoppins]

I love Big Brother

[doodab]

Surely moving it to C5 is the equivalent of letting it die and be forgotten. You're not going to try and convince me that anyone watches C5 are you?

Well, it's closer to being the equivalent of resurrecting it as a zombie and letting it feast on the brains of retards, but yes, you have a point. Still, it's a danger as my little boy sometimes plays with the remote and any risk, however small, that this crap could end up on my TV screen is unacceptable.

[PRC1964]

BBC News - Big Brother moving to Channel 5

FFS why can they not just let it die and be forgotten?

Surely moving it to C5 is the equivalent of letting it die and be forgotten. You're not going to try and convince me that anyone watches C5 are you?

[doodab]

BBC News - Big Brother moving to Channel 5

FFS why can they not just let it die and be forgotten?