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Surely moving it to C5 is the equivalent of letting it die and be forgotten. You're not going to try and convince me that anyone watches C5 are you?Originally posted by doodab View Post -
Well, it's closer to being the equivalent of resurrecting it as a zombie and letting it feast on the brains of retards, but yes, you have a point. Still, it's a danger as my little boy sometimes plays with the remote and any risk, however small, that this crap could end up on my TV screen is unacceptable.Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostSurely moving it to C5 is the equivalent of letting it die and be forgotten. You're not going to try and convince me that anyone watches C5 are you?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I love Big Brother
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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They've already done Zombie Big Brother, or have you forgotten Charlie Brookers "Dead Set" ?Originally posted by doodab View PostWell, it's closer to being the equivalent of resurrecting it as a zombie and letting it feast on the brains of retards, but yes, you have a point. Still, it's a danger as my little boy sometimes plays with the remote and any risk, however small, that this crap could end up on my TV screen is unacceptable.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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I hate Channel Five. First they showed us Keith Chegwin's willy, and now this!
Still not as bad as ITV though.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Can't you just delete it from the list of channels? I do that with all the shopping/chat line/nazi documentary channels.Originally posted by doodab View PostWell, it's closer to being the equivalent of resurrecting it as a zombie and letting it feast on the brains of retards, but yes, you have a point. Still, it's a danger as my little boy sometimes plays with the remote and any risk, however small, that this crap could end up on my TV screen is unacceptable.Comment
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My grandad, right up until the day he died, refused to watch ITV on principle. He also refused to pay extra for a colour TV license.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI hate Channel Five. First they showed us Keith Chegwin's willy, and now this!
Still not as bad as ITV though.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Probably safest just to smash the telly into tiny fragments.Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostCan't you just delete it from the list of channels? I do that with all the shopping/chat line/nazi documentary channels.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Davina won't be doing it, so it'll seems a hollow facsimile whatever happens. It was crap before anyway.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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