Charlie Sheen becomes the next David Icke?

[minestrone]

I was thinking more of swimming the Rio Grande, but there you go.

Crossed line central

[PAH]

The swimmers from the armada as folk tales go. Irish people with black hair and black eyes.

This could be your Dennis Hopper moment:

True Romance - Sicilians

Do you want a cigar to go with the pint?

[minestrone]

Not that black Irish but if yer buying I'll take a pint.

The swimmers from the armada as folk tales go. Irish people with black hair and black eyes.

[PAH]

Ahhh, the ol' Black Irish.

Can't beat a good pint of Guiness.*

You know you've pulled if the barmaid bothers to draw a shamrock in the head.


* Though I once went on a blind date with a loony-tune, who upon spotting me waiting for her at the designated bar with a Guiness in hand proclaimed "There are crushed beatles in Guiness".

Strange, I never noticed them in the factory tour I once went on during a stag do to Dublin. I initially put it down to a dry sense of humour, but no, she was nuts. Vegetarian and Apple Mac owner. Enough said. Can't remember her name, but it didn't begin with 'L'.

[minestrone]

I was ever so disappointed to find that Martin Sheen is Spanish/Irish.

Rather than being descended from a good swimmer.

Ho hum.

Ahhh, the ol' Black Irish.

[MaryPoppins]

Violent Torpedo Of Truth: Defeat Is Not An Option

Brilliant title though.

Deffo going to try to work that into my presentation tomorrow.

[shaunbhoy]

I was living in Arran when Icke was wearing turquoise and spouting mince about how the Isle was going to fall into the sea after an earthquake.

He should have been sectioned but mental health laws now only take you there if "if you are a danger to yourself and/or others"

But as a halfway house, they send you to live in Arran for a few years. Kill or cure!

[MarillionFan]

Heresy!

You might be onto something though....

Exactly. You need to mix up with weed and meth amphetamine otherwise you're just wasting your time.

[Sysman]

Maybe too much coke and hookers is a bad thing.

Perhaps he should try Pepsi instead.

[xoggoth]

How dare anyone criticise David Icke? He is one of my heros. Giant lizards controlling the world are real I tell you.

probably makes a fortune

Quite. Actually I have always suspected he is very far from being a loony. As Ron Hubbard (another genius) discovered decades before, creating a successful religion or cult is one of the soundest business moves anyone can make.

[minestrone]

I was living in Arran when Icke was wearing turquoise and spouting mince about how the Isle was going to fall into the sea after an earthquake.

He should have been sectioned but mental health laws now only take you there if "if you are a danger to yourself and/or others"

He now says that period in his life was down to a nervous breakdown and admits he was talking crap but is 'better now', then he accuses half the world's leaders of being paedophile cannibal reptilian shape shifters.

Sad thing is he probably makes a fortune peddling this crap.

[d000hg]

Why did people go to the show in the first place, didn't they know what to expect?

[doodab]

Maybe too much coke and hookers is a bad thing.

Heresy!

You might be onto something though....

[minestrone]

He is in a pretty bad manic phase, the crash is going to be a bad one.

[PAH]

Seems those who admire his 'fcukedupness' or maybe how he manages to bed his girlfriend, two pornstars, and the nanny at the same time, do have a limit after all.

BBC News - Charlie Sheen live show bombs in Detroit

"Actor Charlie Sheen was booed off stage by fans on the first night of his Violent Torpedo Of Truth: Defeat Is Not An Option one-man show in Detroit...."

I wonder if he's having the same kind of mental breakdown as David Icke. I wouldn't be at all suprised to hear soon that he's chopped up his harem with that machete he was waving around.

Maybe too much coke and hookers is a bad thing.