Reply to: This is an office, not a personal wardrobe and bathroom

[EternalOptimist]

Wilmsy, try old EO's method of stopping this nuisance

next time it happens, shout over to her, so the whole office can hear
'Hey love, can I smell your f@nny ?'
when she replies in the negative, shout
'Oh, it must be your feet then'

[d000hg]

So Wilmslow, you're upset people are using the shower for showering?

Also considering you self-admittedly stink the office out from your posterior, maybe remarks about others' feet are a little uncalled for.

[doodab]

If you ever see a pic of my chubby little face, the camera is adding a few lbs.




It's site rules for windy days.

To weigh you down so you don't get blown away?

[Pondlife]

Do we ask?

I said spare not extra.

If you ever see a pic of my chubby little face, the camera is adding a few lbs.




It's site rules for windy days.

[EternalOptimist]

ive got a pair of undies for every day of the week, by friday they are almost stuck to me bum

[Halo Jones]

a spare chin strap here.

Do we ask?

[Pondlife]

Well in this office there are about 30 pairs of boots (only one of which is mine) 20 jackets, 15 trousers, 40 pairs of gloves & 8 hard hats: its normal here

Boots, glasses, gloves, H Hat, dungarees, light jacket, heavy jacket and a spare chin strap here.

[Halo Jones]

Well in this office there are about 30 pairs of boots (only one of which is mine) 20 jackets, 15 trousers, 40 pairs of gloves & 8 hard hats: its normal here

[doodab]

I'm sure they'll transition their way to the bin in due course.

I doubt it. They might go on ebay.

[MaryPoppins]

Not at all. The ones that should be chucked in the bin are in a box on a shelf in the spare room.

I'm sure they'll transition their way to the bin in due course.

[doodab]

I bet most of those should be chucked in the bin.

Not at all. The ones that should be chucked in the bin are in a box on a shelf in the spare room.

[SimonMac]

Why indeed are you using the disabled toilets?

Some sort of mental disability would explain most of my questions about Wilmslow

[MaryPoppins]

It's more of a cupboard really. The drawers are full of cables and things.

I bet most of those should be chucked in the bin.

[doodab]

Whats one of those?

My pet hate.... it's a god damn DRAWER!!!!

It's more of a cupboard really. The drawers are full of cables and things.

[cailin maith]

No, but it sounds bloody stupid

D'oh.... just realised what you did