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Originally posted by PAH View PostInside every fat woman there's a fit woman waiting to befreedfed. Not sure I'm up for the challenge though.
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Inside every fat woman there's a fit woman waiting to be freed. Not sure I'm up for the challenge though.
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May I suggest Fat Girl (Thar she blows) by Steel Panther
Its excellent!
A taster of some of the lyrics are below:
I saw her drinking beer
Eatin peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby a*s back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
She everthing i wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh
P.S.
I love fat people so I dont want any of you chubbers to get upset.
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It's only subjective up to a point. However much one tries to appease the wobbly, big-boned or otherwise tubby the fact is that after that point it becomes detrimental to health and they are storing up all sorts of health problems for the future.
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As ever it is subjective as there are many definitions on “fat” what I consider curvy on a woman some would say was fat
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostOr Spinal Tap...'The bigger the cushion, the better the pushing...'Originally posted by amcdonald View PostActually that was 'borrowed' from Frank Zappa
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, it was my lucky fun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
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I thought of a few things to say, but then decided I shall refrain from posting offensive or politically incorrect remarks about persons with extra gravity issues.
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