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Previously on "Fat women are in vogue"

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    FTFY
    Oh you're one of those, a feeder. I have a mate who's one of those. I think it's so he gets to sleep on a double mattress.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Inside every fat woman there's a fit woman waiting to be freed fed. Not sure I'm up for the challenge though.
    FTFY

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  • dspsyssts
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    I don't think Anna Wintour would be keen on the idea.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Zippy, your thread has arrrived!

    <ducks>

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Currently playing on my iPhone as we speak!
    Have that as a ringtone (for certain people) but as a mash-up with Aggro records in Berlin...

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  • PAH
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    Inside every fat woman there's a fit woman waiting to be freed. Not sure I'm up for the challenge though.

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  • StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff
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    May I suggest Fat Girl (Thar she blows) by Steel Panther

    Its excellent!

    A taster of some of the lyrics are below:

    I saw her drinking beer
    Eatin peanuts by the bar
    I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
    She said her name was Debbie
    She was a friend Jenny Creggs
    She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
    I know your hungry
    I can see it in your eyes
    Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
    I want to take your chubby a*s back to my place
    And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

    Woooooah woooooah
    Thar she blows

    Woooooah wooooah
    Thar she blows

    Fat girl
    She everthing i wanted and more
    Fat girl
    She can't fit through the door
    woooooah woooooah
    Thar she blows

    I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
    So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
    I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
    I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh

    P.S.
    I love fat people so I dont want any of you chubbers to get upset.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    size 18 curvey





    size 18 fat





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  • doodab
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    It's only subjective up to a point. However much one tries to appease the wobbly, big-boned or otherwise tubby the fact is that after that point it becomes detrimental to health and they are storing up all sorts of health problems for the future.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    As ever it is subjective as there are many definitions on “fat” what I consider curvy on a woman some would say was fat
    Feel free to provide pics to illustrate your argument.

    (or )

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  • Halo Jones
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    As ever it is subjective as there are many definitions on “fat” what I consider curvy on a woman some would say was fat

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round, Yeah!
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    WDBS.
    Currently playing on my iPhone as we speak!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Or Spinal Tap...'The bigger the cushion, the better the pushing...'
    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Actually that was 'borrowed' from Frank Zappa
    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
    That's what I said
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
    Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    I met her on Monday, it was my lucky fun day
    You know what I mean
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
    You know what I mean

    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
    Big game is waiting there inside her tights

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em
    Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

    Big bottom, big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
    Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
    How could I leave this behind?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    I thought of a few things to say, but then decided I shall refrain from posting offensive or politically incorrect remarks about persons with extra gravity issues.

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  • DaveB
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    Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round, Yeah!

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