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  • Board Game Geek
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Don't worry my love next time I cook a mega hot curry I will put a loo roll in the freezer for you x
    Aww thanks !

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    a mega hot curry will give you serious outer pain and you have to sit on it all day in agony.
    Don't worry my love next time I cook a mega hot curry I will put a loo roll in the freezer for you x

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  • Board Game Geek
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    You know, I would have thought that from an evolutionary design point of view, the area which deals with ejection of unwanted matter would be more advanced and functional.

    I mean, it's tucked in an awkward location, it's too near the reproductive organ(s), it cannot self-clean, and it's very fussy about what comes out (and goes in I guess), since a mega hot curry will give you serious outer pain and you have to sit on it all day in agony.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    He does it on purpose. I think he likes it.

    I suspected as much......

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    How the hell do you manage that
    He does it on purpose. I think he likes it.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Am laughing my head off.

    I'm suckered by stuff like the Evian facial spritz.
    Sounds like fun....

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Isn't it nice how you lot think everything us lot with boobs do is for you?
    You mean all this time we've been returning the complement you've been tricking us?

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Yep - us girls like a bit of butter on our baps.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    You love us really!

    I've just bought sweet lemon body butter and shower gel...
    How does that go with Marmite?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    You love us really!

    I've just bought sweet lemon body butter and shower gel...
    Yep - us girls like a bit of butter on our baps.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I am reading this from the tiny little 30ml bottle

    Heathcote @ Ivory
    bath & body
    hand cream
    shae butter and vitamin e
    pink grapefruit and pepper


    now when I go to the bog, even if my finger goes through
    the paper, i use a bar of soap

    but the missus ? oh no

    its shae fkng butter

    whatever that is


    ooh, i can hear her moving. better put it back

    You love us really!

    I've just bought sweet lemon body butter and shower gel...

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    My Mrs once bought this tiny little pump spray bottle (for £4.95) of some stuff or another.

    When I asked her what it was for she said it was a special spray for your face and forehead on really hot days to cool down your skin.

    When I checked the contents list, it contained: Aqua
    Am laughing my head off.

    I'm suckered by stuff like the Evian facial spritz.

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  • TestMangler
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    My Mrs once bought this tiny little pump spray bottle (for £4.95) of some stuff or another.

    When I asked her what it was for she said it was a special spray for your face and forehead on really hot days to cool down your skin.

    When I checked the contents list, it contained: Aqua

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    A coat actually! Scratchy, but cute.
    Dalmatian puppies are much better, less scratchy

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Oh are you sewing some kittens together - for a scarf maybe?
    A coat actually! Scratchy, but cute.

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