Reply to: Women !!

[Board Game Geek]

Don't worry my love next time I cook a mega hot curry I will put a loo roll in the freezer for you x

Aww thanks !

[Halo Jones]

a mega hot curry will give you serious outer pain and you have to sit on it all day in agony.

Don't worry my love next time I cook a mega hot curry I will put a loo roll in the freezer for you x

[Board Game Geek]

You know, I would have thought that from an evolutionary design point of view, the area which deals with ejection of unwanted matter would be more advanced and functional.

I mean, it's tucked in an awkward location, it's too near the reproductive organ(s), it cannot self-clean, and it's very fussy about what comes out (and goes in I guess), since a mega hot curry will give you serious outer pain and you have to sit on it all day in agony.

[Pogle]

He does it on purpose. I think he likes it.

I suspected as much......

[Pondlife]

How the hell do you manage that

He does it on purpose. I think he likes it.

[doodab]

Am laughing my head off.

I'm suckered by stuff like the Evian facial spritz.

Sounds like fun....

[doodab]

Isn't it nice how you lot think everything us lot with boobs do is for you?

You mean all this time we've been returning the complement you've been tricking us?

[cojak]

Yep - us girls like a bit of butter on our baps.

[Churchill]

You love us really!

I've just bought sweet lemon body butter and shower gel...

How does that go with Marmite?

[mudskipper]

You love us really!

I've just bought sweet lemon body butter and shower gel...

Yep - us girls like a bit of butter on our baps.

[cojak]

I am reading this from the tiny little 30ml bottle

Heathcote @ Ivory
bath & body
hand cream
shae butter and vitamin e
pink grapefruit and pepper


now when I go to the bog, even if my finger goes through
the paper, i use a bar of soap

but the missus ? oh no

its shae fkng butter

whatever that is


ooh, i can hear her moving. better put it back

You love us really!

I've just bought sweet lemon body butter and shower gel...

[MaryPoppins]

My Mrs once bought this tiny little pump spray bottle (for £4.95) of some stuff or another.

When I asked her what it was for she said it was a special spray for your face and forehead on really hot days to cool down your skin.

When I checked the contents list, it contained: Aqua

Am laughing my head off.

I'm suckered by stuff like the Evian facial spritz.

[TestMangler]

My Mrs once bought this tiny little pump spray bottle (for £4.95) of some stuff or another.

When I asked her what it was for she said it was a special spray for your face and forehead on really hot days to cool down your skin.

When I checked the contents list, it contained: Aqua

[norrahe]

A coat actually! Scratchy, but cute.

Dalmatian puppies are much better, less scratchy

[MaryPoppins]

Oh are you sewing some kittens together - for a scarf maybe?

A coat actually! Scratchy, but cute.