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Pogle replied

15 March 2011, 20:14
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...oys_The_Mammy/

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Does anyone else feel the urge to reach for a half brick inna sock when catching sight of Michael MacIntyres gurning visage on the banner ad at the top of the page?

'fraid he has that effect on me too.
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Pogle replied

15 March 2011, 20:13
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I'm thinking my Mother-in-Law without the kindly disposition.

I've got one of those too, but she's a teddy bear compared to my Glaswegian Father In Law
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DaveB replied

15 March 2011, 16:45
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

You two are sooooooo right.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...oys_The_Mammy/

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Does anyone else feel the urge to reach for a half brick inna sock when catching sight of Michael MacIntyres gurning visage on the banner ad at the top of the page?

Last edited by DaveB; 15 March 2011, 16:47.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 March 2011, 15:33
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I don't think it got that far.

Shame I can't find Kevin Bloody Wilson's 'it was over before it began' on youtube.

KEV S LAMENT IT WAS OVER lyrics KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
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Old Greg replied

15 March 2011, 15:20
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

You two are sooooooo right.

I'm thinking my Mother-in-Law without the kindly disposition.
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cailin maith replied

15 March 2011, 15:18
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

You can see a glimpse of the elderly Irishwoman of 50 years time.

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

feck!

Arse!

Drink!

You two are sooooooo right.
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MaryPoppins replied

15 March 2011, 15:15
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

What about the aerobics teacher who felt his failure?

I don't think it got that far.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 March 2011, 15:14
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Would probably be used in conjunction with 'synergy'.

Wilmslow, any dating stories? I need a giggle.

What about the aerobics teacher who felt his failure?
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Mich the Tester replied

15 March 2011, 15:13
Incentive for Wilmslow.

Study and pass the exams otherwise you will be a tape changer for as long as it takes to replace you with a 7 year old in Cambodia.
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MaryPoppins replied

15 March 2011, 15:12
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Just. Fu<king. Do. It.

Incentivesed?

Actually is that even a word?

Would probably be used in conjunction with 'synergy'.

Wilmslow, any dating stories? I need a giggle.
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cailin maith replied

15 March 2011, 15:10
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Yes, I agree, but, the only readily available study is the most mind numbingly wishy washy OGC book going.

I must get motivated - go on, incentivise me.......

Just. Fu<king. Do. It.

Incentivesed?

Actually is that even a word?
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northernladuk replied

15 March 2011, 15:08
When Wilmslow starts a thread about him feeling a failure I expected a huge epic of post starting from childhood
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Mich the Tester replied

15 March 2011, 15:02
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Yes, I agree, but, the only readily available study is the most mind numbingly wishy washy OGC book going.

I must get motivated - go on, incentivise me.......

Why do you want to earn a living doing something you find boring?

Oh wait,
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Old Greg replied

15 March 2011, 15:00
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

feck!

Arse!

Drink!

No, that's Thursday morning.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 March 2011, 14:58
Originally posted by old greg View Post

you can see a glimpse of the elderly irishwoman of 50 years time.

feck!

Arse!

Drink!
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