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Previously on "Faeces transplants"
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The reassuring news is that NHS clinical risk protocols forbid the simultaneous scheduling of facial and faecal transplantation procedures in adjoining theatres.
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its wrong isnt it
some bloke has relations with a spare dung in a field, and he's led away in handcuffs and gets his own entry in the urban dictionary
but some bird scoffs a family members droppings and its a breakthrough in culinery delight
its one law for the midnight perverts and another for respected doctors and surgeons
Last edited by EternalOptimist; 9 March 2011, 18:04.
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postmore importantly, was she sitting opposite or next to her dinning companion?
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Originally posted by original PM View PostI did kind of gather she was not served it on a plate with a side of rocket but either way the concept is a bit way out.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt was poured down a tube, she didn't chew on the bloody thing!
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Originally posted by original PM View Post
it would appear so
from what I can glean ( and I did not try that hard )implanting someone else's turds into your guts can kick start your stomach working again..
I hope I never get that ill or I am completely misunderstanding what is going on...
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostYep, she had some bugs missing from her stomach so was fed liquidised turd via a tube directly into her stomach.
I'm sure this happened over a year ago, old news really. So is it a slow news day? Everything at peace in the rest of the world, is it?
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it would appear so
from what I can glean ( and I did not try that hard )implanting someone else's turds into your guts can kick start your stomach working again..
I hope I never get that ill or I am completely misunderstanding what is going on...
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSo. Hang on. Let me get this straight.
The title is meant to read faeces?
I'm sure this happened over a year ago, old news really. So is it a slow news day? Everything at peace in the rest of the world, is it?
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So. Hang on. Let me get this straight.
The title is meant to read faeces?
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostLiquidised stool donated by brother.
Some old lady who had lost all of her gut flora after a very long and heavy treatment of antibiotics was given a mixture of a family members liquidised faeces.
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