Reply to: Dining etiquette?

[Old Greg]

Let me guess, droobs = droopy boobs?

That's the spirit!

[d000hg]

I have droobs

Let me guess, droobs = droopy boobs?

[Sands of Time]

Personally, I would only sit "side by side" if I fancied the person - far too personal otherwise.

Oh...

She fancies me!




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[Old Greg]

Nanny, I wet the bed again.

FTFY

[MaryPoppins]

Isn't the point of misquoting that you make it funny, and in some way related to the original, rather than just changing words?

By that token:

FTFY

It made me larf. As did yours.

Lighten up d000hg, for goodness sake!

[d000hg]

FTFY

Isn't the point of misquoting that you make it funny, and in some way related to the original, rather than just changing words?

By that token:

I smell of fart

FTFY

[MaryPoppins]

Restaurants are always opposite but recently we got a 4-table and sat side-by-side to make conversation easier with background noise, and were amused to find several other couples turned up and did the same. Bedwetting, that's me all over.

FTFY

[d000hg]

Restaurants are always opposite but recently we got a 4-table and sat side-by-side to make conversation easier with background noise, and were amused to find several other couples turned up and did the same. Trendsetting, that's me all over.

[SimonMac]

Do you play the guitar?

No, what a random question!

[MaryPoppins]

I always find conversation flows better face to face, that and if she has a good rack I also get a good eyeful too

Do you play the guitar?

[SimonMac]

I always find conversation flows better face to face, that and if she has a good rack I also get a good eyeful too

[MaryPoppins]

Personally, I would only sit "side by side" if I fancied the person - far too personal otherwise.

WSAS

[SallyAnne]

Personally, I would only sit "side by side" if I fancied the person - far too personal otherwise.

[Spacecadet]

The French like to do it this way also - side-by-side, sitting on the footpath drinking coffee. Always felt a bit odd to me.

street cafe etiquette is to sit side by side to avoid one person having their back to the street, after all half the fun of having a coffee outside is people watching.

[suityou01]

I always favour sitting opposite sides of the table, however, 'side by side' seems to have appeared?

Is there an etiquette for this?

Opposite seems more 'English' where as side by side seems more US somehow.

Standards slipping?


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You mean you like to play footsie.