Dining etiquette?

[d000hg]

Restaurants are always opposite but recently we got a 4-table and sat side-by-side to make conversation easier with background noise, and were amused to find several other couples turned up and did the same. Trendsetting, that's me all over.

[MaryPoppins]

Restaurants are always opposite but recently we got a 4-table and sat side-by-side to make conversation easier with background noise, and were amused to find several other couples turned up and did the same. Bedwetting, that's me all over.

FTFY

[d000hg]

FTFY

Isn't the point of misquoting that you make it funny, and in some way related to the original, rather than just changing words?

By that token:

I smell of fart

FTFY

[MaryPoppins]

Isn't the point of misquoting that you make it funny, and in some way related to the original, rather than just changing words?

By that token:

FTFY

It made me larf. As did yours.

Lighten up d000hg, for goodness sake!

[Old Greg]

Nanny, I wet the bed again.

FTFY

[Sands of Time]

Personally, I would only sit "side by side" if I fancied the person - far too personal otherwise.

Oh...

She fancies me!




Bing!

[d000hg]

I have droobs

Let me guess, droobs = droopy boobs?

[Old Greg]

Let me guess, droobs = droopy boobs?

That's the spirit!