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[GreenLabel]

How can a pear taste of jizz?

I suspect one of MP's co-workers got to her lunch before she did...

[Pogle]

You put SUGAR on MELON?

Ah, that's how you spell it - thanks. Apparently the pips are the point of the pomegranate.

That fat tongued vagrant Jamie Oliver slices them down the middle and gives them a tap - hey presto you've got all the pips out to eat.

Yeah, sure Jamie.

You actually end up covered in juice and flesh, with the majority of pips remaining in the bloody fruit for you to dig out painstakingly.

They sell little punnets of pips in Sainsburys - MUCH easier

[Pogle]

How can a pear taste of jizz?
I never thought it had much of a taste, mind you I'm usually so pissed by that point It could taste of Stilton sandwiches and I wouldn't notice

MMmm all of a sudden i have a craving for creme caramel...

[cailin maith]

I had a pink grapefruit every day last week with my brekkie. Messy but nice.

[MaryPoppins]

Two grapefruit in total on two separate nights. One per night.

No, I didn't add sugar. I'm still emotionally wounded from being ridiculed for putting sugar on melons. Apparently they are 'sweet enough'.

I haven't had a pomegranate since I was a kid, apart from a faint recollection of having tried one more recently. All pips IIRC.

You put SUGAR on MELON?

Ah, that's how you spell it - thanks. Apparently the pips are the point of the pomegranate.

That fat tongued vagrant Jamie Oliver slices them down the middle and gives them a tap - hey presto you've got all the pips out to eat.

Yeah, sure Jamie.

You actually end up covered in juice and flesh, with the majority of pips remaining in the bloody fruit for you to dig out painstakingly.

[TimberWolf]

Or - two over two nights? Not one between two evenings?

Why do I care so much?

I've partaken of the odd half grapefruit in my day, and its the mess element I don't like. I don't like faffy foods actually. Did you add sugar?

I attempted a pomegranite (sp?) at my desk once. That ended messily.

Two grapefruit in total on two separate nights. One per night.

No, I didn't add sugar. I'm still emotionally wounded from being ridiculed for putting sugar on melons. Apparently they are 'sweet enough'.

I haven't had a pomegranate since I was a kid, apart from a faint recollection of having tried one more recently. All pips IIRC.

[DimPrawn]

Or - two over two nights? Not one between two evenings?

Why do I care so much?

I've partaken of the odd half grapefruit in my day, and its the mess element I don't like. I don't like faffy foods actually. Did you add sugar?

I attempted a pomegranite (sp?) at my desk once. That ended messily.

Another messing ending for MP......

[MaryPoppins]

A whole one, on two separate evenings. Sorry about the confusion. They make a bit of a mess too I might add, even when you're trying to scrape out the last remaining bits attached to the shell. So don't eat one when sitting next to your computer or anything that will be stained by acids. Best is to prepare it first in the kitchen IMO. I cut one in half and then run a knife all around the outside of one half and use a spoon to tease out most of it. Then I slice up what I have retrieved into parts small enough not to ejaculate all over any nearby furniture when eating.

Or - two over two nights? Not one between two evenings?

Why do I care so much?

I've partaken of the odd half grapefruit in my day, and its the mess element I don't like. I don't like faffy foods actually. Did you add sugar?

I attempted a pomegranite (sp?) at my desk once. That ended messily.

[TimberWolf]

Can you provide some clarity around that statement?

A whole one, on two separate evenings. Sorry about the confusion. They make a bit of a mess too I might add, even when you're trying to scrape out the last remaining bits attached to the shell. So don't eat one when sitting next to your computer or anything that will be stained by acids. Best is to prepare it first in the kitchen IMO. I cut one in half and then run a knife all around the outside of one half and use a spoon to tease out most of it. Then I slice up what I have retrieved into parts small enough not to ejaculate all over any nearby furniture when eating.

[MaryPoppins]

although it ended up that I ate a whole one in the evening, twice.

Can you provide some clarity around that statement?

[TimberWolf]

You're just eating them today, or ongoing?

They're meant to be good for your metabolism. Or something.

Full of all sorts apparently, including antioxidants. I bought two last week with the intention of having a half with breakfast, although it ended up that I ate a whole one in the evening, twice. Now I've bought two more. Exciting eh, I bet you're glad you asked. Did you hear Eric Olthwaite's got a new coal shovel? It's got a brass handle...

[MaryPoppins]

I've started eating grapefruits (only two so far). There is no sexual innuendo present in this post btw, so stop reading now if that's what you are here for. I've almost finished anyway. Apparently they are full of all kinds of goodies, and they get the juices flowing (see above). A bit like lemons ,only less harsh, and much bigger.

You're just eating them today, or ongoing?

They're meant to be good for your metabolism. Or something.

[d000hg]

That's nothing. Today I had a pear that tasted of jizz.

I know you loved this link yesterday: Man found guilty of battery after ejaculating in co-worker's drink ? The Register

[TimberWolf]

I've started eating grapefruits (only two so far). There is no sexual innuendo present in this post btw, so stop reading now if that's what you are here for. I've almost finished anyway. Apparently they are full of all kinds of goodies, and they get the juices flowing (see above). A bit like lemons ,only less harsh, and much bigger.

[MaryPoppins]

That's a very charitable explanation. You're obviously in a good mood today.

Dim was good last night. What can I say.