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Previously on "Monday Links from Lane 2 of the M42 Northbound Vol. LXI"

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  • mudskipper
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    Glad you're OK Nick.

    (Who else would solve our css conundrums?)

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    So do I. But I fear the naughty step may be lurking
    Really?

    You think RealityHack will come steaming in here later tomorrow, pay no attention to anyone else, bother to read the moderators panel and then ban Shaunbhoy for 24 hours for infringing the swear filter, in the meantime both Admin, NAT & Cojak have said it's OK. You're saying the RH hands out bans to posters like Gary Glitter hands out lollipops to Vietnamese school children???

    Nah. Will never happen.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    So do I. But I fear the naughty step may be lurking
    Surely not? Poetic Licence............

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I LOVE your avatar
    So do I. But I fear the naughty step may be lurking

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Yeah, take it easy old 'un.

    I LOVE your avatar

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Yeah, take it easy old 'un.

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  • Pogle
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    Oh sorry to hear you've been proper poorly again.

    Take care sweetie

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Yikes it really was constipation?
    Seems like that may have been part of it

    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Or pyrosis.

    ('scuse the pun, it's no laughing matter) . I was however a little taken aback at your dietary revelations not so long back.
    Sorry

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Yikes it really was constipation?
    Or pyrosis.

    ('scuse the pun, it's no laughing matter) . I was however a little taken aback at your dietary revelations not so long back.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


    They pumped me full of morphine, then transferred me to The Hospital Without A Phone Signal for more tests. Eventual conclusion was that it was a combination of gut-related side effects and stress; my heart is in tip-top shape. The solution, of course, is more drugs, which were prescribed at 11am and finally arrived, meaning I could be discharged, at 18:30.



    About 40 miles each way, mainly motorway
    Yikes it really was constipation?

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  • Zippy
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    That's good news.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


    They pumped me full of morphine, then transferred me to The Hospital Without A Phone Signal for more tests. Eventual conclusion was that it was a combination of gut-related side effects and stress; my heart is in tip-top shape. The solution, of course, is more drugs, which were prescribed at 11am and finally arrived, meaning I could be discharged, at 18:30.



    About 40 miles each way, mainly motorway
    You still invoiced for the day right? I mean, you did manage to invoice? None of this nampy pamby permie rubbish about not being able to do a days work I hope?

    (Take it easy fella, don't want to be seeing a Nick Fitz emoticon for the next 30 years of posting )

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You alive fella?


    They pumped me full of morphine, then transferred me to The Hospital Without A Phone Signal for more tests. Eventual conclusion was that it was a combination of gut-related side effects and stress; my heart is in tip-top shape. The solution, of course, is more drugs, which were prescribed at 11am and finally arrived, meaning I could be discharged, at 18:30.

    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Still close to home or back to the grindstone?
    About 40 miles each way, mainly motorway

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    The project I was intended to work on at the other gig ended up being delayed, so I was surplus to requirements although they gave a weeks notice. I finish there Tuesday, start the new gig Wednesday
    You alive fella?

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  • d000hg
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    Still close to home or back to the grindstone?

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