Reply to: Last day in the office checklist.

[TimberWolf]

I'm going home; shall I fetch your coat from the cloakroom?

Okay, thanks.

[Mich the Tester]

The one with the nice figure(s)?

I'm going home; shall I fetch your coat from the cloakroom?

[TimberWolf]

Phone number of that leggy blonde in accounts.

The one with the nice figure(s)?

[DimPrawn]

Phone number of that leggy blonde in accounts.

[Brussels Slumdog]

Goodbye odd couple

Stationery cupboard raid?

As I will be working from Home on my last day on Monday.
I will be raiding my own cupboard

My client was too busy shouting at the end client to actually notice that I left the office yesterday for the last time

[Support Monkey]

Think about leaving speech. Oh how I hate them and the rituals that goes with them. Half the floor gather around and stare as they wait for the opening of the leaving gift, your examination and reading and commenting on the card and making some kind of witty speech.

I hate all that, i now make a point of telling whoever is responsible not to get me a card, present, stripper, i like to leave the same way i came in, like sex, in and out without anyone noticing

[thunderlizard]

Out of office reply set on email.

Tell the software management licensing person what they can reclaim.

Link to the karaoke version of "Time to say goodbye" by Sarah Brightman and Andrea Bocelli, to sing on your way out:

YouTube - Andrea Bocelli & Sarah Brightman - Time To Say Goodbye Karaoke

(oh, just me then?)

I don't know why I'm telling you this though, since you'll be at the pub by now and won't be coming back.

[Sands of Time]

Stationery cupboard raid?

NO! Always do that a few days before.

Everybody expects it on the last day.


Bing!

[TimberWolf]

You can use my favourite leaving speech. I'll waiver the standard fee just this once;

Ladies and Gentlemen

Goodbye

<waits for applause and for people to shuffle away>

Short and sweet, I like it.

[NickFitz]

Block traps 1, 2, and 3

(Once you're sure you no longer need them yourself, obviously.)

[Mich the Tester]

Think about leaving speech. Oh how I hate them and the rituals that goes with them. Half the floor gather around and stare as they wait for the opening of the leaving gift, your examination and reading and commenting on the card and making some kind of witty speech.

You can use my favourite leaving speech. I'll waiver the standard fee just this once;

Ladies and Gentlemen

Goodbye

[TimberWolf]

Think about leaving speech. Oh how I hate them and the rituals that goes with them. Half the floor gather around and stare as they wait for the opening of the leaving gift, your examination and reading and commenting on the card and making some kind of witty speech.

[FiveTimes]

collect your mug/glass. Do you need the stapler, pencil, notebook ?

Running low on post it notes ?

pictures/save emails/music removed.

Add some XXX todo to a random piece of code

[Sysman]

make sure any subscriptions you've used the work email account for have been updated to use a different email

Clear out work email account.

[DaveB]

Place easter egg in HR system.

I laid an "egg" in the HR managers desk drawer. Does that count?