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Previously on "Mother's Milk Icecream"

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Bugger! I just bought one of these to copy the idea.

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  • Pondlife
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    He'll be scaling the HoP in a giant nappy and a bonnet before the week is out.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Icecreamists founder Matt O'Connor insisted he'd taken "every possible precaution" to ensure the chilled treat didn't leave customers with a nasty taste in their mouths.

    O'Connor, 44, threatened to mount a protest if Westminster decides to ban Baby Gaga. He probably means it, if his previous form as head of action group Fathers 4 Justice is anything to go by
    I can see now where the idea for breast milk icecream came from. Evidence that he might be a complete t1t ?

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  • SueEllen
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    I hope some of my friends' haven't seen it as it will give them ideas. They have already managed to con some other people I know into drinking a breast milk cocktail. They hadn't learnt as I have not to take strange looking drinks of them if they are breast feeding.

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  • Pondlife
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    LR in 5...

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    What are you saying with MrPoppins you gargle and spit, I thought you were practically perfect in every way
    Since when was Ms Poppins a Mrs?

    I was referring to the detail in your post, as well as the word breast. My BJ technique was nowt to do with it.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    FFS!
    What are you saying with MrPoppins you gargle and spit, I thought you were practically perfect in every way

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    A plan B for male CUKers has sprung to mind.

    Put down your boxes of tissues lads.

    Slice of jizz cream cake anyone?











    Too far?
    So we'd be making money hand over fist?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    A plan B for male CUKers has sprung to mind.

    Put down your boxes of tissues lads.

    Slice of jizz cream cake anyone?











    Too far?
    Mmmm. Fudge ribbon in mine please.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I'd hit it!

    And on a side note I've been "enjoying" some breast loving with girlfriend after she had given birth recently and got a bit of a taste of breast milk, its not bad!
    Yep, but you're from Yorkshire. You'd squeeze it into your tea if you thought your could save 5p that way.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I'd hit it!

    And on a side note I've been "enjoying" some breast loving with girlfriend after she had given birth recently and got a bit of a taste of breast milk, its not bad!
    FFS!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    And all the while I get called a perv for liking custard on tits.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    There are people who would like almost anything you can think of (and several things you probably can't) according to some websites.
    Rule 34

    Last edited by DaveB; 24 February 2011, 13:31.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You're fugly, that's the harm.
    I'd hit it!

    And on a side note I've been "enjoying" some breast loving with girlfriend after she had given birth recently and got a bit of a taste of breast milk, its not bad!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    And all the while I get called a perv for liking custard on tits.

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