Reply to: I see a wind up in progress

[Sands of Time]

I agree don't get involved, take the card home bin it, pretend you never got it.

Your a contractor you don't need the drama.

WAPS with knobs on!


Bing!

[Pickle2]

Just sticky tape the card on top of your monitor like a birthday card and say nothing.

[FiveTimes]

if you are coming to the end of a gig and this lass has authority to sign off and you are sure of your "abilities" then give it a go

[alreadypacked]

I agree don't get involved, take the card home bin it, pretend you never got it.

Your a contractor you don't need the drama.

[RichardCranium]

FFS Dickie.

What?

It looks for all the world like the permie blokes winding up the filthy contractor and the Mad Woman.

Joining in those games can only result in being escorted off the premises when she makes a formal complaint about sexual harassment.









Or a shag in the stock room, I suppose.

[suityou01]

In which case it is definitely your male colleagues doing the wind-up.

Don't get involved.

FFS Dickie.

[RichardCranium]

It's a mad woman at work, theres names on their answer machine,a quick search on the clients staff directory and bingo I've worked out who it is

In which case it is definitely your male colleagues doing the wind-up.

Don't get involved.

[amcdonald]

Ring the number toinght, hide your number or use Skype, pretend to be a sales man for something, find out who it is.

We want to know in the morning, who answers, male or female.

It's a mad woman at work, theres names on their answer machine,a quick search on the clients staff directory and bingo I've worked out who it is

I don't know them, well apart from winding them up when I've spoken to them, which is where this thread started...

[alreadypacked]

male. I'll put a tenner on it.
a limp wristed, bendy bum boy.




oops must dash. someone is calling me on my mobile

[EternalOptimist]

Ring the number toinght, hide your number or use Skype, pretend to be a sales man for something, find out who it is.

We want to know in the morning, who answers, male or female.

male. I'll put a tenner on it.
a limp wristed, bendy bum boy.




oops must dash. someone is calling me on my mobile

[alreadypacked]

One minute I was busy 'working' then a valentines card had slipped under my door at the client site with some slushy prose and a phone number with the stalkerish words "I see you everyday, so what have you got to lose" followed by a mobile number

Ok I'm surrounded by birds here, but I smell a wind up

Ring the number toinght, hide your number or use Skype, pretend to be a sales man for something, find out who it is.

We want to know in the morning, who answers, male or female.

[RichardCranium]

Give the number to a mate

Post the number on here and we'll all send it a suitable "Valentine" text.

[EternalOptimist]

Give the number to a mate and get them to ring it while you are in the office, see who's phone rings. Decide from there. That way the mate gets the stalker calls if you're not interested

good thinking. and buy him a rubber ring tonight
he'll need it



I'll put a tenner on it

[DaveB]

One minute I was busy 'working' then a valentines card had slipped under my door at the client site with some slushy prose and a phone number with the stalkerish words "I see you everyday, so what have you got to lose" followed by a mobile number

Ok I'm surrounded by birds here, but I smell a wind up

Give the number to a mate and get them to ring it while you are in the office, see who's phone rings. Decide from there. That way the mate gets the stalker calls if you're not interested

[EternalOptimist]

An aqueous cream would work better.

ring that number, and you will hear YMCA blasting out of some pink shirted, mustachioed, butt-spanglers mobblie. this time tomorrow, you'll know what a ring-tone is



I'll put a tenner on it