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I see a wind up in progress

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    #11
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Give the number to a mate and get them to ring it while you are in the office, see who's phone rings. Decide from there. That way the mate gets the stalker calls if you're not interested
    good thinking. and buy him a rubber ring tonight
    he'll need it



    I'll put a tenner on it


    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Give the number to a mate
      Post the number on here and we'll all send it a suitable "Valentine" text.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
        One minute I was busy 'working' then a valentines card had slipped under my door at the client site with some slushy prose and a phone number with the stalkerish words "I see you everyday, so what have you got to lose" followed by a mobile number

        Ok I'm surrounded by birds here, but I smell a wind up
        Ring the number toinght, hide your number or use Skype, pretend to be a sales man for something, find out who it is.

        We want to know in the morning, who answers, male or female.
        Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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          #14
          Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
          Ring the number toinght, hide your number or use Skype, pretend to be a sales man for something, find out who it is.

          We want to know in the morning, who answers, male or female.
          male. I'll put a tenner on it.
          a limp wristed, bendy bum boy.




          oops must dash. someone is calling me on my mobile





          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            male. I'll put a tenner on it.
            a limp wristed, bendy bum boy.




            oops must dash. someone is calling me on my mobile
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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              #16
              Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
              Ring the number toinght, hide your number or use Skype, pretend to be a sales man for something, find out who it is.

              We want to know in the morning, who answers, male or female.
              It's a mad woman at work, theres names on their answer machine,a quick search on the clients staff directory and bingo I've worked out who it is

              I don't know them, well apart from winding them up when I've spoken to them, which is where this thread started...
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #17
                Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                It's a mad woman at work, theres names on their answer machine,a quick search on the clients staff directory and bingo I've worked out who it is
                In which case it is definitely your male colleagues doing the wind-up.

                Don't get involved.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  In which case it is definitely your male colleagues doing the wind-up.

                  Don't get involved.
                  FFS Dickie.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    FFS Dickie.
                    What?

                    It looks for all the world like the permie blokes winding up the filthy contractor and the Mad Woman.

                    Joining in those games can only result in being escorted off the premises when she makes a formal complaint about sexual harassment.









                    Or a shag in the stock room, I suppose.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #20
                      I agree don't get involved, take the card home bin it, pretend you never got it.

                      Your a contractor you don't need the drama.
                      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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