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Previously on "Life's little luxuries"

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  • NickFitz
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    Soup

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  • MarillionFan
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    Being able to 'knock one out' at home on a quiet, 'no work phoning you', child free, in-law free, wife free environment, window cleaner appearing at the window free, postman not knocking, phone not ringing, text not beeping, relaxed sunny non-global warming day.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Happened to me this afternoon:

    Round at a friend's house for lunch, and them handing their baby girl to you while you chat with them, deeply nestled into a comfy sofa, and a) said baby gives you a massively cute smile, and b) falls asleep on your chest. Without spewing on you or anything like that.

    c) Knowing you can hand it back if the nappy needs changing.
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Oh oh, RH is getting broody


    DONT DO IT!!!!

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Happened to me this afternoon:

    Round at a friend's house for lunch, and them handing their baby girl to you while you chat with them, deeply nestled into a comfy sofa, and a) said baby gives you a massively cute smile, and b) falls asleep on your chest. Without spewing on you or anything like that.

    c) Knowing you can hand it back if the nappy needs changing.
    Oh oh, RH is getting broody

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  • realityhack
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    Happened to me this afternoon:

    Round at a friend's house for lunch, and them handing their baby girl to you while you chat with them, deeply nestled into a comfy sofa, and a) said baby gives you a massively cute smile, and b) falls asleep on your chest. Without spewing on you or anything like that.

    c) Knowing you can hand it back if the nappy needs changing.

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  • Netraider
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    that first cold beer, the one that washes the dry mouth feeling away and signals then end of having to to anything which involves effort for the rest of the day.
    WHS

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  • Spacecadet
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    that first cold beer, the one that washes the dry mouth feeling away and signals the end of having to to anything which involves effort for the rest of the day.
    Last edited by Spacecadet; 13 February 2011, 22:29. Reason: typinng is al ofer the palce this weeeknd

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  • stek
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    Try this!

    Do the washing, stick the powder in the washer-thing, come back here for more banter, pick your nose and do a sniff at the same time - nose full of Daz, very, very nice...

    Like doing drugs only cleaner and non-bio...

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    When you make a perfect cup of tea (and have no idea what you did differently).
    Getting a prefect cuppa on the weekends in bed and knowing you don't have to get up for work.

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  • Paddy
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    Camping in a tent on a cold night and find out there's whisky in the coffee

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  • d000hg
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    When you make a perfect cup of tea (and have no idea what you did differently).

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Lying in the bath for an hour.
    With my Kindle, a glass of red, and some music playing (probably the radio).

    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    A sliced egg butty made with fresh, warm bread.
    Thanks, now I know what to have for lunch. I'd add ketchup personally.

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  • hyperD
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    Waking up and realising you are alive for another day of adventure.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Spotting the Typo Of The Week and quoting it just before it gets edited:

    I was too slow! Still better than any head too!

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  • RichardCranium
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    Spotting the Typo Of The Week and quoting it just before it gets edited:

    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Better than sex. Well better than any sex I ever head...

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