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MaryPoppins replied

11 February 2011, 16:00
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

I bet you did, you naughty girl

Lovely, ta
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Pondlife replied

11 February 2011, 15:59
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Deffo, or me ending up a lampshade in his maisonette

It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it get's the hose again.
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TheFaQQer replied

11 February 2011, 15:55
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I knew too, but dared not correct it.

I bet you did, you naughty girl
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MaryPoppins replied

11 February 2011, 15:10
Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View Post

How do you know what he meant?

I knew too, but dared not correct it.
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Ignis Fatuus replied

11 February 2011, 15:07
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

BDSM

How do you know what he meant?
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TheFaQQer replied

11 February 2011, 14:54
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

It can be any flavours you like. I am up for a bit of BSDM if you are. I learned a few good tricks from the Bassett Hound lady

BDSM

(Apparently)
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Bunk replied

11 February 2011, 14:52
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Good god in heaven. If this is what they call internet dating it's definitely not for me.

I think the problem is more that Wilmslow is not for you (or anyone for that matter).
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MaryPoppins replied

11 February 2011, 14:50
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

It can be any flavours you like. I am up for a bit of BSDM if you are. I learned a few good tricks from the Bassett Hound lady

Good god in heaven. If this is what they call internet dating it's definitely not for me.
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Wilmslow replied

11 February 2011, 14:39
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Below average vanilla intercourse with a Focus owning permy, in a dormer bungalow?

I'm sold.

It can be any flavours you like. I am up for a bit of BSDM if you are. I learned a few good tricks from the Bassett Hound lady
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EternalOptimist replied

11 February 2011, 13:33
a place ?

mmmm

outdoors
dungeon
pool
sea
castle
church

am I getting warm ?
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MaryPoppins replied

11 February 2011, 13:26
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

So let me guess a Max Moseley party is more your thing

Nope, see above
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amcdonald replied

11 February 2011, 13:20
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Below average vanilla intercourse with a Focus owning permy, in a dormer bungalow?

I'm sold.

So let me guess a Max Moseley party is more your thing
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MaryPoppins replied

11 February 2011, 13:00
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Maisonette? Pah – I am part of the Cheshire Set, not some dodgy newtown estate in Swindon!

I have a three bedroom detached dormer bungalow I will have you know. The dormer bedroom has an en-suite with fantastic views of the garden if you fancy getting down with nature, or, how about the summer house for a bit of al fresco summer action?

Below average vanilla intercourse with a Focus owning permy, in a dormer bungalow?

I'm sold.
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Wilmslow replied

11 February 2011, 12:50
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Deffo, or me ending up a lampshade in his maisonette

Maisonette? Pah – I am part of the Cheshire Set, not some dodgy newtown estate in Swindon!

I have a three bedroom detached dormer bungalow I will have you know. The dormer bedroom has an en-suite with fantastic views of the garden if you fancy getting down with nature, or, how about the summer house for a bit of al fresco summer action?
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MaryPoppins replied

11 February 2011, 11:39
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

Worried about finding him at the desk next to you

Deffo, or me ending up a lampshade in his maisonette
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