This contract will expire in 10 hours……..

[EternalOptimist]

a place ?

mmmm

outdoors
dungeon
pool
sea
castle
church

am I getting warm ?

[Wilmslow]

Below average vanilla intercourse with a Focus owning permy, in a dormer bungalow?

I'm sold.

It can be any flavours you like. I am up for a bit of BSDM if you are. I learned a few good tricks from the Bassett Hound lady

[MaryPoppins]

It can be any flavours you like. I am up for a bit of BSDM if you are. I learned a few good tricks from the Bassett Hound lady

Good god in heaven. If this is what they call internet dating it's definitely not for me.

[Bunk]

Good god in heaven. If this is what they call internet dating it's definitely not for me.

I think the problem is more that Wilmslow is not for you (or anyone for that matter).

[TheFaQQer]

It can be any flavours you like. I am up for a bit of BSDM if you are. I learned a few good tricks from the Bassett Hound lady

BDSM



(Apparently)

[Ignis Fatuus]

BDSM

How do you know what he meant?

[MaryPoppins]

How do you know what he meant?

I knew too, but dared not correct it.

[TheFaQQer]

I knew too, but dared not correct it.

I bet you did, you naughty girl

[Pondlife]

Deffo, or me ending up a lampshade in his maisonette

It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it get's the hose again.

[MaryPoppins]

I bet you did, you naughty girl

Lovely, ta