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I'm both horrified and slightly aroused at the same time.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAmateur.
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Amateur.Originally posted by aussielong View PostIt has left a nasty taste in the mouth.
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It has left a nasty taste in the mouth.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distasteful
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You approve then?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distasteful
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I have no cum back for you.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou mean you don't want to miss out on feeling the squirts?
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I hope I am not alone in finding the discussion on the merits of which profession to gobble when drunk to be distastefulOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostAt least the bankers' deposit would be sufficiently cocaine laced to numb the tonsils.
nice saus by the way AL
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAt least the bankers' deposit would be sufficiently cocaine laced to numb the tonsils.You mean you don't want to miss out on feeling the squirts?Originally posted by aussielong View PostThe other thread is about how long i've got left to live, and this one is generating mental images that I could do without in my mental state.

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The other thread is about how long i've got left to live, and this one is generating mental images that I could do without in my mental state.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAt least the bankers' deposit would be sufficiently cocaine laced to numb the tonsils.
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