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[Lucifer Box]

If he looks like he's lost the will to live due to sleep deprivation, that's me alright.

[sasguru]

Congrats Lucifer. I guess the red-eyed haggard bloke walking about will be you.

[Lucifer Box]

Thanks hyperD. I'm wondering if there are any good recipes in the Silver Spoon for babies, preferably involving green tea.

[hyperD]

Well LB, I suggest you have plenty of home made holy water, organically farmed garlic and a cross made up of 00 pasta flour. Just in case, y'know what I mean like...

(congrats, BTW!)

[Lucifer Box]

Thanks Zeity. I'm sure I have more grey hairs than I did last week. Of course, the tricycle and goldfish bowl are all ready on the landing for when He is big enough. The ice skating trip is already booked.

[zeitghost]

Hello Zeity! Thank you for asking after evil incarnate, that's most considerate of you. I am pleased to announce His arrival last week, after a long and arduous labour for Mrs Lucifer. Both mother and baby are now doing well.

If anyone is interested in an alarm clock, I have one that would suit anyone aiming to get up at 9pm every evening and not looking to get off to sleep again before 4am the following morning.

Glad to hear that all is ok, LB.

I'm sure the alarm clock will readjust itself automatically over time...

[Denny]

On stage ... with a trap door, and a noose.
Was a posting, simply obtuse
The poster was Fungus
His nose was Humungous
and his wife was a right big fat moose

I thank you.

There was a Marillion Fan
Whose poetry went down the pan
When he burst into verse
It was more like a curse
and it's something I'd quite like to ban

[Denny]

LB had sex with a Klingon.
Then a chinese bird call Ching Chon
He dressed as a gimp
and had sex with a chimp
and now has a child called King Kong

I thank you.

Not exactly Wordsworth are you!

[Lucifer Box]

Lucifer Box & young Damien?

Hello Zeity! Thank you for asking after evil incarnate, that's most considerate of you. I am pleased to announce His arrival last week, after a long and arduous labour for Mrs Lucifer. Both mother and baby are now doing well.

If anyone is interested in an alarm clock, I have one that would suit anyone aiming to get up at 9pm every evening and not looking to get off to sleep again before 4am the following morning.

[MarillionFan]

There once was a poster called Cojak
who was reknowned for her very large crack
it could swallow whole ships
when she opened her hips
and would wink when she lay on her back

I thank you

[Fungus]

On stage ... with a trap door, and a noose.
Was a posting, simply obtuse
The poster was Fungus
His nose was Humungous
and his wife was a right big fat moose

I thank you.

I must be rude to you more often.

[MarillionFan]

On stage ... with a trap door, and a noose.
Was a posting, simply obtuse
The poster was Fungus
His nose was Humungous
and his wife was a right big fat moose

I thank you.

[Fungus]

On stage ... with a trap door, and a noose.

[cojak]

....sweeping it...

[wendigo100]

Excellent MF. You should be on stage....