Lucifer Box & young Damien?
							
						
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LB had sex with a Klingon.
Then a chinese bird call Ching Chon
He dressed as a gimp
and had sex with a chimp
and now has a child called King Kong
I thank you.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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....sweeping it..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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On stage ... with a trap door, and a noose.
Was a posting, simply obtuse
The poster was Fungus
His nose was Humungous
and his wife was a right big fat moose
I thank you.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFanOn stage ... with a trap door, and a noose.
Was a posting, simply obtuse
The poster was Fungus
His nose was Humungous
and his wife was a right big fat moose
I thank you.
 
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There once was a poster called Cojak
who was reknowned for her very large crack
it could swallow whole ships
when she opened her hips
and would wink when she lay on her back
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Hello Zeity! Thank you for asking after evil incarnate, that's most considerate of you. I am pleased to announce His arrival last week, after a long and arduous labour for Mrs Lucifer. Both mother and baby are now doing well.Originally posted by zeitghostLucifer Box & young Damien?
If anyone is interested in an alarm clock, I have one that would suit anyone aiming to get up at 9pm every evening and not looking to get off to sleep again before 4am the following morning.Comment
 
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