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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    ZeitMog (may she rest in peace) used to specialise in coming in, crapping in the litter tray, then going back out again.



    It was only mildly irritating.
    Mine do that

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  • Durbs
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    You are onto a loser, the back of our house is acres of trud-friendly woodland but the cats still insist in crapping in the conservatory and then pointing at the other one when asked who did it.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    It's not cat really, it belongs to this bird I share a house with, and as she's bonking mad killing her cat would not be a good plan
    That's my favourite kind of "mad".

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    It's not cat really, it belongs to this bird I share a house with, and as she's bonking mad killing her cat would not be a good plan
    Leave her and let Wilmslow have a stab. He's the local feline molester.

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  • DaveB
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    "That'll teach the bastard not to empty my litter tray. Now where did I put those paving slabs?"

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  • amcdonald
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    It's not cat really, it belongs to this bird I share a house with, and as she's bonking mad killing her cat would not be a good plan

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    One of my cats has taken to going downstairs and crapping by the pool room instead of using the litter tray like all the cats still do

    Is there anything you can spray that will put them off ?
    Shove a pool cue up the cats arse.

    Simples.
    Last edited by Churchill; 25 January 2011, 07:45.

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  • MarillionFan
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    BAM!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Would a domestic cat survive if driven a hundred miles away and abandoned in the wild where it is free to poo where it jolly well pleases? I feel this is more humane than bashing its head in with a shovel.

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  • MarillionFan
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    BAM!

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You do know cats can get pregnant at 20 (ish) weeks old? If your male cat is still a tom you will probably (but not always) find he's spraying as well. Get them neutered pronto.
    Hmm, forgot about the neutering thing (DOH!) though neutering doesn't stop the spraying (NorPuss III, being the random sprayer example).

    As for putting a cat to sleep because it wouldn't use the litter tray, harsh.

    How old are your cats?

    as Zippy said; are they neutered?

    how old are the dogs?

    Have you had the cats long?

    In the short term get some feliway and get them neutered if they haven't been already.

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  • Platypus
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    Someone I know had a similar problem. After trying everything, the cat was put to sleep.

    As someone else said, they're creatures of habit, and yours won't change this new habit.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Other than being regularly raped by her tomcat brother, and having two dogs in the house it's a pretty quiet life for a cat
    You do know cats can get pregnant at 20 (ish) weeks old? If your male cat is still a tom you will probably (but not always) find he's spraying as well. Get them neutered pronto.

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    All this cat talk is making me hungry
    I've got chickens in the garden for when I get hungry, just collect fresh eggs and make an omlette

    Simples!

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  • hyperD
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    All this cat talk is making me hungry

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