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It's not cat really, it belongs to this bird I share a house with, and as she's bonking mad killing her cat would not be a good planDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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"That'll teach the bastard not to empty my litter tray. Now where did I put those paving slabs?""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Leave her and let Wilmslow have a stab. He's the local feline molester.Originally posted by amcdonald View PostIt's not cat really, it belongs to this bird I share a house with, and as she's bonking mad killing her cat would not be a good planComment
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That's my favourite kind of "mad".Originally posted by amcdonald View PostIt's not cat really, it belongs to this bird I share a house with, and as she's bonking mad killing her cat would not be a good planComment
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You are onto a loser, the back of our house is acres of trud-friendly woodland but the cats still insist in crapping in the conservatory and then pointing at the other one when asked who did it.Comment
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Mine do thatOriginally posted by zeitghostZeitMog (may she rest in peace) used to specialise in coming in, crapping in the litter tray, then going back out again.

It was only mildly irritating.
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