The universe will never be the same again

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RichardCranium replied

14 January 2011, 13:00
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Why were they obviously all Sagittarians?

When everyone dies in a 'plane crash, either all 12 astrological signs predicted a bad day, OR there were only people from the astrological signs due to have a bad day on the 'plane OR astrology is all a Heap of Wank™.

Likewise, all the people on the Titanic who died must have all been of the save birth sign, whereas all those who survived must have all been of the other birth signs.

And when Herculaneum was wiped out by Vesuvius, the entire town must have been made up of people all born in the same 4 week period.

And so on.
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OwlHoot replied

14 January 2011, 13:00
Originally posted by zeitghost

It's always best not to rush these newfangled things.

Might just be a passing fad, as I once said to the Beaker folk about the Celtic invasion.

Exactly, if people weren't so damned impatient they'd only have to wait 25,000 years or so for the zodiac to be back where it started.
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Tingles replied

14 January 2011, 12:53
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Why were they obviously all Sagittarians?

Today... all Sagittarians will have a bad day. If you're going on holiday - don't go by plane.

Tone
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suityou01 replied

14 January 2011, 11:55
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Was it Jeremy Hardy who did a gag along the lines of:

"News just in. A plane has crashed into a mountain in Brazil. All 372 passengers have been killed. All were Sagittarians, obviously."

Astrology. It's all just a Heap of Wank™.

Why were they obviously all Sagittarians?
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RichardCranium replied

14 January 2011, 11:40
Was it Jeremy Hardy who did a gag along the lines of:

"News just in. A plane has crashed into a mountain in Brazil. All 372 passengers have been killed. All were Sagittarians, obviously."

Astrology. It's all just a Heap of Wank™.
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xoggoth replied

14 January 2011, 09:55
Thanks heavers for that. I could never see how I had the nauseating qualities of Sagittarians, sporty, sociable, great sense of fair play etc.
Now I'm an Ophiuchus or, sounds even better, Serpentarius. Sounds nice and sneaky and slithery.
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NickFitz replied

14 January 2011, 03:20
Acknowledging the shifting of the Zodiac as a result of the precession of the equinoxes was an important aspect of the astrological system of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, founded in 1888. It's nice to see that MSNBC has finally caught up with this important news
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ThomasSoerensen started a topic The universe will never be the same again

14 January 2011, 00:29
The universe will never be the same again

My whole world and belief system has crashed
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Oh nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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