What sort of a guy would want to pop the question to a bird that can map read? How quaint!!
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostAny link to what this is about? Actually, never mind, another great idea for a story. It just needs a bit of The Pit and the Pendulum added.
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Any link to what this is about? Actually, never mind, another great idea for a story. It just needs a bit of The Pit and the Pendulum added.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'm not a geek. I hate "gadgets" and most definately hate computers.
I do however like earning £100K a year for 40 years.
HTH
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
The reaction on the InterTubes where such things have been discussed has been positive.
Here on CUK, a predominantly geek-dominated site, the reaction was even better.
You are in a very small minority on this.
Is it envy?
I do however like earning £100K a year for 40 years.
HTH
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
The reaction on the InterTubes where such things have been discussed has been positive.
Here on CUK, a predominantly geek-dominated site, the reaction was even better.
You are in a very small minority on this.
Is it envy?
Chef's partner maybe a geek? I don't think I'd test my wifes geek tolerance with such a device.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
The reaction on the InterTubes where such things have been discussed has been positive.
Here on CUK, a predominantly geek-dominated site, the reaction was even better.
You are in a very small minority on this.
Is it envy?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostDear god, how sad is this?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostDear god, how sad is this?
The reaction on the InterTubes where such things have been discussed has been positive.
Here on CUK, a predominantly geek-dominated site, the reaction was even better.
You are in a very small minority on this.
Is it envy?
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Originally posted by chef View PostHappy New Year all,
no real news to report as yet
she has it, she get's what the idea is (i.e it tells you the distance to where it needs to be opened), she gets the idea of trigonomentry (spelling? apologies, it's too early on a sunday) and that with 2 measurements you are limited to 2 possibilities and with 3 you have your location, she thinks that it is more of a toy rather than a serious present as she also got a new digital SLR for xmas and as such has looked at it, shook it, used up 8 attempts but since then has been busy with other things. She has 2 readings but hasn't as yet sat down to do the trig on a map and so at present it's sat on her desk in the bedroom and she knows she has several hundred km's to drive to open the thing bt doesn't know where..Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostDear god, how sad is this?
She's been complaining that after 10 years I still haven't popped the question so this looks like the solution to the problem. I'll let her read Chef's thread, give her a box and with any luck she won't even work out how to navigate herself out of the driveway let alone a 1000km away.
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Originally posted by chef View PostHappy New Year all,
no real news to report as yet
she has it, she get's what the idea is (i.e it tells you the distance to where it needs to be opened), she gets the idea of trigonomentry (spelling? apologies, it's too early on a sunday) and that with 2 measurements you are limited to 2 possibilities and with 3 you have your location, she thinks that it is more of a toy rather than a serious present as she also got a new digital SLR for xmas and as such has looked at it, shook it, used up 8 attempts but since then has been busy with other things. She has 2 readings but hasn't as yet sat down to do the trig on a map and so at present it's sat on her desk in the bedroom and she knows she has several hundred km's to drive to open the thing bt doesn't know where..
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Originally posted by chef View PostHappy New Year all,
no real news to report as yet
she has it, she get's what the idea is (i.e it tells you the distance to where it needs to be opened), she gets the idea of trigonomentry (spelling? apologies, it's too early on a sunday) and that with 2 measurements you are limited to 2 possibilities and with 3 you have your location, she thinks that it is more of a toy rather than a serious present as she also got a new digital SLR for xmas and as such has looked at it, shook it, used up 8 attempts but since then has been busy with other things. She has 2 readings but hasn't as yet sat down to do the trig on a map and so at present it's sat on her desk in the bedroom and she knows she has several hundred km's to drive to open the thing bt doesn't know where..
Fair play to you - quite remarkable!
Tone
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Happy New Year all,
no real news to report as yet
she has it, she get's what the idea is (i.e it tells you the distance to where it needs to be opened), she gets the idea of trigonomentry (spelling? apologies, it's too early on a sunday) and that with 2 measurements you are limited to 2 possibilities and with 3 you have your location, she thinks that it is more of a toy rather than a serious present as she also got a new digital SLR for xmas and as such has looked at it, shook it, used up 8 attempts but since then has been busy with other things. She has 2 readings but hasn't as yet sat down to do the trig on a map and so at present it's sat on her desk in the bedroom and she knows she has several hundred km's to drive to open the thing bt doesn't know where..
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Chef - What happened with the box?
Has she found it yet - or given up and attacked with an axe?
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